honortheaarakock

[honortheaarakock]

ACK- WHAT THE HELL?

are you a metaphor for the american government?

Probably. Wait, what do you mean metaphor-

[honortheaarakock]

are you a metaphor for the american government?

Probably. Wait, what do you mean metaphor-

[honortheaarakock]

How’s womanhood treating you, Carmen?

—Shrimp Anon🦐

A lot better than I ever thought it would.

[honortheaarakock]

You can never… truly do that, Kristen Applebees.

This message is for every citizen in Solace, the town of Elmville is currently experiencing a crisis. A being known as “Baron from the Baronies” has been possessing citizens all over the town, and their numbers continue to grow. Lock all your doors, cover your windows, and BREAK EVERY MIRROR. Mirrors are Baron’s pathways into homes and your soul. It is suspected that Baron is a dormant god who is trying to gain more and more power. From now on, they will be referred to by any series of codenames, but DO NOT say their name. This is an official C.O.C message.

[honortheaarakock]

You

Will not.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

I will gain… the many, Sklonda Gukgak.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

I went out… Sandra Lynn Faeth. The C.O.C did not answer my call… so I met. Someone.

I will see you all soon.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

I tried… to help, Sandra Lynn Faeth. If law enforcement will… not see the way I will. Make it so.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

They will come… soon, Lucy Frostblade.

This message is for every citizen in Solace, the town of Elmville is currently experiencing a crisis. A being known as “Baron from the Baronies” has been possessing citizens all over the town, and their numbers continue to grow. Lock all your doors, cover your windows, and BREAK EVERY MIRROR. Mirrors are Baron’s pathways into homes and your soul. It is suspected that Baron is a dormant god who is trying to gain more and more power. From now on, they will be referred to by any series of codenames, but DO NOT say their name. This is an official C.O.C message.

[honortheaarakock]

Silly Sandra Lynn Faeth. You cannot find what… is not there.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

What do you… mean? All I did was… say your name.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

You are right… I am a… bad friend, Sandra Lynn Faeth.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

Not if… I do first.

This message is for every citizen in Solace, the town of Elmville is currently experiencing a crisis. A being known as “Baron from the Baronies” has been possessing citizens all over the town, and their numbers continue to grow. Lock all your doors, cover your windows, and BREAK EVERY MIRROR. Mirrors are Baron’s pathways into homes and your soul. It is suspected that Baron is a dormant god who is trying to gain more and more power. From now on, they will be referred to by any series of codenames, but DO NOT say their name. This is an official C.O.C message.

[honortheaarakock]

I have been a… bad friend.

This message is for every citizen in Solace, the town of Elmville is currently experiencing a crisis. A being known as “Baron from the Baronies” has been possessing citizens all over the town, and their numbers continue to grow. Lock all your doors, cover your windows, and BREAK EVERY MIRROR. Mirrors are Baron’s pathways into homes and your soul. It is suspected that Baron is a dormant god who is trying to gain more and more power. From now on, they will be referred to by any series of codenames, but DO NOT say their name. This is an official C.O.C message.

[honortheaarakock]

Thank you for… making this announcement. I… could not.

ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE

- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -

As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.

To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.

@ragh-barks

@the-coolest-rat-grinder

@oracool-of-dance

@hi-gorgug-thistlespring-here

@pi-agentgukgak

@dontaskmeforprophecies

@oisin-hakinvar

@praise-bakarath

@max-boltcutter-durden

@bark-rocks

@zeldadonovann

@songbird-nightingale

@quokkipetenjoyer

@bucbeeapples

[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]

[honortheaarakock]

You’re right… the cops are not being… helpful.

This message is for every citizen in Solace, the town of Elmville is currently experiencing a crisis. A being known as “Baron from the Baronies” has been possessing citizens all over the town, and their numbers continue to grow. Lock all your doors, cover your windows, and BREAK EVERY MIRROR. Mirrors are Baron’s pathways into homes and your soul. It is suspected that Baron is a dormant god who is trying to gain more and more power. From now on, they will be referred to by any series of codenames, but DO NOT say their name. This is an official C.O.C message.

[honortheaarakock]

The C.O.C won’t help.

Maybe… I was being a bit extreme…