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Environmental storytelling

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this is so fucked up. the novelty fnaf sodas that they sell in every vaguely pop-culture-oriented store at your local mall are genuinely better than 95% of established soda brands ivehad . maybe even 100%. what are they doing. what is in this fucking thing

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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yeah so i like her

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can i have a cigarette?

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😘 niles/CC

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Might make pt 2 if the giant moth in my kitchen doesn’t get me.

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drew this yesterday while waiting for my food to cook

typical zosan dynamic

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ZOSAN AU where the straw hats don’t meet Sanji until they accidentally crash his wedding in Whole Cake Island and they still manage to make enemies with Big mom and run away with the groom.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY VALENTINES POST EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT VERY VELENTINEY, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS AND WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS SHIP

HAPPY VALENTINE’S!! ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕(And my birthday’s eve!!)

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he'd pass the 'are you gay test' with flying colours

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I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

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⭐️❤️

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Sir🦋

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wait have you guys seen the sanji at universal studios cuz genuinely he made want to watch op 🙈

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From the zine