26 ~ any pronouns . multifandom. on and off the hellsite since 2013. enjoy you blog concept, uwu! i'm off to fight god at a waffle house!
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everyone asking who the Knight is and forget to ask how the knight is
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I hate these guys. that's why im nonstop posting about them
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yeah this is where this was always gonna fuckin go, unfortunately
she’s 35 years old, by the way
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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious





Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao

Pass for evil egg tho

ALEX NO-
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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks
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got asked abt queentena on strawpage... i love queentenna sm she'd be so fucking mean tohim all the time and thats awesome
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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot
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"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!
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