🔞 Call me Hex, 20+ year old with too much time and not enough energy, She/her, Minors/Antis DNI 🔞
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Thought you yall should see this
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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”
But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.
My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.
I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.
Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.
So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.
I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.
Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.
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Sailing on a ship in a bottle Anchor all your thoughts to the bottom Pulling ropes and pulling your head back To see what is breaking the foremast You set sail alone, there is no crew No one on the deck who can help you This is all your own battle to win This is your ship, and you are the captain ... ... 'cause you're popping the cork, you get lost in your brain And you lose touch with all the things that made you feel sane - Ship in a Bottle - Fin Argus
this is such a Ford song that it drove me bonkers and forced me to draw this
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a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
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STARGAZING W BUBBLE GONE WRONG!??! 😱😱💥😱‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️⁉️
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say it didn't snow
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Off-air
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Things are going oh not so great for Ford
Continuation of this. Someone send him help he's not doing great at all whatsoever.
At first Ford doesn't even notice a small bundle on Stan's chest, consumed by grief and by what he did.
It's his fault. His brother is dead and now he has his brother's child on his hands. And then he finds out his brother been homeless for a decade.
He took everything from his brother. He took his future, he took his home, he took his life, he took his family, twice.
But he will fix that. He will fix that. It's his fault and he has to fix it. He will bring him back.
-Do you know how to ressurect people?
-Ababa?
A single dad uncle with a his twin's dead body in his basement.
Masterlist of all my GF stuff is here
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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...
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I didn't really like it, but the idea was cute sooo it deserves to be showed.
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My single page illustration for @dungeonzine. Leftover sales are open until August 30th here, so grab them while you can: https://dungeonzine.carrd.co/
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Today is the only day you can reblog this
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