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DYKE!

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

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got tagged by my beloved @unhhhhreal and like. we need to do more of these. bring back the tumblr tag things. i need them for my health

currently reading: shamefully nothing, but i'm planning on redoing the artist's way (this time with a friend!) so have been rereading the introduction and whatnot. also crusader kings 3 wiki lmaoooo

last song: my sex by pulp. their latest album is really fucking good!!!!!!!!!! also. "my sex is an urban myth/a lovers' tiff/or a lover stiff/i haven't got an agenda/i haven't even got a gender" like..... jarvis cocker agender lyrical genius???????

last film: felt like shite a few weeks back so watched the 2005 pride and prejudice to lift the spirits. he's just shy!!!!!!!!!!!

last series: gentleman jack rewatch babeyyyyyyy, i need all of anne's and mariana's outfits SO BAD but also. ow ouch

sweet/savoury/salty? i'm mostly a savoury bitch but i Do love a sour sweet

tea or coffee: a couple years ago i would've said tea but now..... increasingly coffee, ideally iced cos i'm gay

working on: historically accurate outfit for a friend's wedding in october!!!!!!! also grief.

gonna tag @moonwalkingcrab @yourresidentginger and @selfconsciousfangirl

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Andrzej "the fashion icon" Kmicic

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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

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this is truly the nicest compliment i could ask for <33333

accidentally got really into crusader kings 3 last night. who am i

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discovered i can rule the voivodeship i come from. brb i’m establishing poland’s first lesbian dynasty and they WILL marry someone from the glasgow area to reflect my hash tag #journey

accidentally got really into crusader kings 3 last night. who am i

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accidentally got really into crusader kings 3 last night. who am i

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Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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being held sounds crazy wish it was real

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring