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Hey y'all can we get some Lila Appreciators in this inbox? Lila 💜🖤💜🖤💜

when gregor called lila a bad mother i wanted to reach into my screen and rip the skin off his bald ass head. SHE LEFT HIM WITH A BABYSITTER SO SHE COULD HAVE ONE NIGHT ON HER OWN! like ik he doesnt know that, from his perspective she just let her son go off on his own, but jesus... it made me so mad... after several episodes where she does everything she can to protect the kids, she has ONE night to spend time with a friend and gets raked over the coals for it. adding gregor to the misogynist pile along with that goddamn puppet

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for the record i still think ross is the cutest one

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How is Roy such a cutie patootie shithead teen. I look at him and I want to cook him a nice dinner and ask him about his day and tell him good job while ruffling his hair. What the hell is he doing to me. I don't even cook!

bc when the other antagonists are like "cannibal killer who has presumably been stalking lila for 20+ years" and "guy who kills animals for fun and when cursed with the form of an immortal doll switches to killing humans" its hard to take a schoolyard bully serious as a threat so you just see him as the pathetic teenager he is. especially when several of his appearances have him being totally fine, having normal conversations with his friends where its clear they care about each other a lot (and theyre specifically concerned with his wellbeing considering all... That) until he locks eyes with some little twerp and his schoolyard bully instincts kick in

also look at him

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this doesnt really fit the prompt at all does it. um. roy described something as being "chartreuse" once. and his friends made fun of him for not just calling it green like a normal person. and then ross said "also its totally more of a harlequin green" and robert said "no way dude, thats a malachite green" and roy said "malachite green has blue undertones you dumb bitch"

can we pump you for more headcanons? what do you think is the stupidest thing the hatzgang has ever argued about

robert insisted that my little pony isnt JUST for little girls and his friends made fun of him for an hour straight until roy insinuated hes one of those fans (you know exactly what hes talking about) and robert threw one of his little sisters dolls at him. the head came off and they freaked out. first they tried to glue it back on but there was no glue in the house so they had to scramble all over town trying to find the exact same doll so she wouldnt notice

they managed to find one (whether it was as easy as buying one from the store (using roys pocket money, obviously, since it was HIS goddamn fault) or they had to make a series of deals until they had something to trade with some smart mouthed little brat (who roy NEVER liked!!!) is up to you) but they managed to get back to roberts place just in time to see his little sister find the broken doll. ross faints. roberts sister picks her doll up, pops the head back on effortlessly, and takes it back to her room

since the new doll is no longer going to roberts sister, roy makes fun of robert for owning a doll. robert throws it at him and since its still in the box, the head doesnt pop off, but it DOES leave a bruise. ross is still on the floor

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roy....

roy

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Okay just finished watching spooky month. I think Skid and Pump are gonna live in my head forever now. Also WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROY'S FAMILY IS RICH I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT EITHER. Insane lore for a "bully" character.

I feel like you rarely see a rich bully that isn't the typical "most popular kid in school" archetype, which no offence to roy but he has two friends so I don't think that's him. Often the bullies are poor to give them a Tragic Backstory, but roy doesn't need that for. obvious reasons. So he gets to be rich and drown his sorrows with the money used to stuff his pillows

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how well do you think roy understands the general value of money?

Do you mean "does he understand hes richer than his friends (and also most people)"? Bc then I think yeah definitely. His parents make it very clear he's Above The Commoners. Or do you mean "is he the type of person to say 'its one banana, how much could it cost? $10 dollars?' "? Bc then I also think yes

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Just got into Spooky Month to understand these asks and "that's where my uncle takes me" OHHHH MY GODDDDD. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!! "takes" IT'S PRESENT TENSE!!! IT WAS ONGOING???????

YEAH ITS SO CRAZY 😭 poor guy... unfortunately he's kind of exactly this onion article

Do you think it'll be at all acknowledged ever again or it was just supposed to be a throwaway joke

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how do you think carmen directly treats roy?

Simultaneously neglectful and overbearing. Incredibly strict while not giving him any of the structure he actually needs. The kind of rich parent who considers their child more of a trophy than a living person, and makes sure he remains shiny and well polished on display

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Can I pump you for your thoughts and feelings on Pump (& Skid)?

THEY ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING CUTEEEEE they make me feel so parental towards them like... oh my god you guys... look at them...

Theyre just the cutest little things and they love Halloween and their families and each other, they're gonna be BFFs forever like they'll be buried next to each other so their ghosts can continue to hang out and everything

Because they're like 8 years old (and also the main characters so more fleshed out with canon characterisation) my thoughts on them aren't as. Idk. Specific? As with the hatzgang. Its stuff like "skids favourite flavour of caprisun is tropical" and "pumps favourite show is grisly tales for gruesome kids". Because they're so little........

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dumbest thing each member of hatzgang has done individually??

i dont know enough their individual, personal lives, hobbies, etc in order to answer this question. robert tried to take a pizza out of the oven without wearing gloves once. he thought hed only be holding it for a few seconds so it wouldnt be that bad. he was wrong. and he dropped the pizza on the floor so he didnt even get to eat it

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I would also imagine Roy having quite a bit of pocket money given how rich his parents are... you think Roy's ever stolen like, a credit card from one of them? Snagged a hundred dollar bill once or twice for funding Hatzgang Hangouts?

he has his own debit card with a monthly stipend that he never manages to get all the way through. once he did steal one of their cards because he wanted to piss them off but at dinner that night he found out they actually have several cards each so they didnt even notice until he told them and they didnt care. he bought his friends nintendo switches and a copy of stardew valley so they could play together

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do you think a skid & pump + hatzgang joint adventure is something that could ever happen?

buddy you are gonna fucking flip when you find out what the next episodes about

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can we pump you for more headcanons? what do you think is the stupidest thing the hatzgang has ever argued about

robert insisted that my little pony isnt JUST for little girls and his friends made fun of him for an hour straight until roy insinuated hes one of those fans (you know exactly what hes talking about) and robert threw one of his little sisters dolls at him. the head came off and they freaked out. first they tried to glue it back on but there was no glue in the house so they had to scramble all over town trying to find the exact same doll so she wouldnt notice

they managed to find one (whether it was as easy as buying one from the store (using roys pocket money, obviously, since it was HIS goddamn fault) or they had to make a series of deals until they had something to trade with some smart mouthed little brat (who roy NEVER liked!!!) is up to you) but they managed to get back to roberts place just in time to see his little sister find the broken doll. ross faints. roberts sister picks her doll up, pops the head back on effortlessly, and takes it back to her room

since the new doll is no longer going to roberts sister, roy makes fun of robert for owning a doll. robert throws it at him and since its still in the box, the head doesnt pop off, but it DOES leave a bruise. ross is still on the floor

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sees PPG vs hatzgang and raises you PPG playing with skid and pump

mange would fit right in

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How badly would Hatzgang (mostly Roy) lose to the powerpuff girls in a fight. The PPG are little children so it'd definitely activate Roy's need to pummel something smaller than him

is this a serious question 😭 THE HATZGANG DONT HAVE ANY POWERS. THEY ARE NORMAL HUMAN TEENAGE BOYS. THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HAVE LASER EYES. the boys would get bisected

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Maybe he chose Roy as a nickname to try and get away from Reynold/have his name a lil closer to Ross and Robert's names also starting with R then o. Since his parents don't call him Roy but his friends who care about him call him Roy

thats basically canon yeah