Text
If i saw an enemy I'd fucking- I'd fucking- Ugh! I don't even know what id do!!!
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
we're all going to the big highway in the sky and i'm letting everyone merge
265 notes
·
View notes
Text
if your water breaks… i will fix it.

21K notes
·
View notes
Text
(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
i dont believe that there is a gas leak in anyones apartment I just think that it is a kind of spiritual miasma that is not well understood and just happens to come out of gas lines
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
i was at a wendys once & an employee walked out of the back & as the door was swinging shut i caught a glimpse of this floating in a tube of liquid
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
The DJ put on her coldest song and we all chattered our teeth and shivered to the beat
11K notes
·
View notes
Note
whats ur fav fruit?

Not a good time for this. I'm in the hut
19K notes
·
View notes