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making plum noises into my mic for hours to train my ai to impersonate a plum
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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.
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i found a mysterious potion in my cabinet but the label is entirely in french. im sure nothing bad will happen if it drink it
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u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this
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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
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I'm manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips
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Who are you to call Ol' Cloudbeard a liar?!?
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AITA for placing c4 charges on my neighbor's cat and crouching behind a bush and pushing a big red button that blows that sucker skyhigh to kingdom come
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