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Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

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You don't care about me. You never did

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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kush had me feeling like a lesser known waifu

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sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

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really well-adjusted groups of teens over here❤️

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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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cant lie these are really fun to make

(EDIT) my stupid arsle forgot to add the original

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message to all clocky tgirls: please survive

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spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

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My song entirely assembled out of jame7t clips and My Summer Car ost -- featuring @jame7t and @breakbeatbun! Now on bandcamp and youtube