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Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
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You are Valid
your internal organs are worth Thousands apiece
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Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)
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someone: so what are u doing this weekend
me: coping
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“It’s not about what you see, it’s about what you feel”
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*anxious at night* next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about” that night: “OR WAS IT”
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Boyscott - Nova Scotia 500
Best way to end your summer.
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*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,
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concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.
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