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IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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Did a thing at school

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be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird

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hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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do you ever see the same post on your dash by two different people right next to each other and you have this mental war with yourself about who you should reblog it from 

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[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

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some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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*turns volume up so i can hear while i chew*