howdythereneighbor

[howdythereneighbor]

Horrid joke..

Mailmen?

You can only mail children, an' that got outlawed in 1915!!!

(HOWDY GIMME THE RAMEN PRETTY PLEASE)/j

(He looks at you with his lips pressed together before he shakes his head, a shaking sigh leaving his lips.) Well neighbor, I’ll take it because ya put effort into it. Think Ed might appreciate a mail joke more than I would, but I ain’t so sure how he’d feel ‘bout that one. (He goes out of view behind the counter before returning with a box of Chicken Cup O’ Noodles, handing it to you with a smile.) You have a good day now, neighbor.

[howdythereneighbor]

(Don't mind me doin' flappy hands in the corner) I sure hope they come on the Radio then, afterall, there are countless interesting podcasts out there. Like How I Built This(NPR, I think), Planet Money(also NPR...?), The Darling Broadcast, Mailin' It! Awe Howdy, that is incredibly sweet that ya love that part. Extra limbs do sound lovely, an' I didn't know that ya liked ta dance(wait no.. you dance customers out there door, right..?), that's pretty darn swell. Howdy.. uhh.. how many stamps DO you have...? Sorry, I'll go ask this in yer ask box.. I forgot that was an option.. oopsie..

Well, I hope ya have a lovely day! Stay safe!

Howdy-do! Swell ta see ya again pal! I do dance folks out the door, whenever I get the Jitterbug!

As for how many… hmmm… pardon me for a second or two!

(He crouches down again, the sounds of rustling, a cow mooing, a chicken squawking, and a horn follow before he stands back up with four full crates of stamps, one crate in each arm.)

“I’d say… a couple thousand at the very least! Anyhow, you have a lovely day and stay safe yourself!”

[howdythereneighbor]

Oh gee oh my I have too many questions fer ya(...an' I'm cryin' now. Oh stars.)!! Would ya listen to Planet Money? It's a podcast that my ma an' pa introduced me, an' whenever I think of it I think of ya.

What's yer favorite part of runnin' a store? Of bein' a bug? What about your favorite movie?

Also.. would you like the 39c The Very Hungry Caterpillar stamp, which were issued Jan 10, 2006? The Royal Mail also issued two of these, according to the Smithsonian National Postal Museum.

Your silly coworker,

Cervidae (that means Deer, by the way!)

P.S Why am I even askin' anonymously, you already know who I am..?

Howdy-Do neighbor! My, what an ask! Well, let’s see, startin’ off strong, I do like the sound o’ that Planet Money idea there. I ain’t ever heard of it before, but I’ll be sure to give it a hear if it ever comes up on the radio! As for bein’ a shopkeeper, I��d have ta say the satisfied smiles on all the customer’s faces is the best part o’ the job! Now, for bein’ a caterpuppet, I’d have ta say my favorite little feature is havin’ these extra couple limbs right here! (He shakes his hands in a “jazz hands” motion before setting his arms back down) I’m a dancer, ya know, these allow me ta be more flexible when doin’ what I love! (He raises an eyebrow at the mention of a stamp, bending behind the counter and shuffling through a box of ones he owns for packages and letters before nervously chuckling as he stands back up. He holds up a stamp in between his top left pointer finger and thumb.) Well, neighbor, looks like I’ve gotta do my research on these little guys. But, I’m willin’ ta let you have a gander at one o’ these. (He holds out the exact same stamp mentioned with a mischievous grin. He shrugs.) I told ya already pal, we’ve got everythin’ ya need and everythin’ ya don’t. I love this little guy, reminds me o’ when I was just a larva.

Come back anytime, pal!

(I believe that I found the stamp, it brought a smile to my face.)

[howdythereneighbor]

What is Howdy’s opinion on cooking? Like, how good is he?

Howdy-Doo neighbor! My, if my hotdogs are anythin’ ta go by, I’d say I got a mighty fine skill for cookin’ up whatever your heart desires!

(He’s actually very good at cooking, but rarely has time to do it for himself!)

[howdythereneighbor]

Howdy there!

Howdy Pillar here, ready to answer every question you have and every question you don’t. But before we get started, here are some ground rules.

1) None of that nasty business, we’re a respectable establishment!

(No NSFW asks or accounts please! This is a place for everybody to enjoy. If you have an NSFW account, do not interact!)

2) Keep it nice and respectful!

(Please do not be rude!)

Please feel free to send any of your questions through the little button. Remember to read the sign!

(If the ask box is open, it will say “Welcome In!” If it is closed, it will say “Come back later!”)

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