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Im good at being strange and ignored

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people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

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“always trust your intuition” my brother in christ I have overwhelming anxiety

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executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

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obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

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lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

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fuwa fuwa mosu-chan by amuse

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i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST

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I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

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