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the suffering never ends

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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God, why must you give me (transmasc) your biggest battles (a huge rack)

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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You are gay

oh absolutely and so are you

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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– Because you’re an idiot.

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Can you believe Clifford the big red dog and Biscuit are Jewish? Icons.

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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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what day is it

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I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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I love it!!!!

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