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Send 🍼 to see how my muse would react to being handed a baby
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slightly angstier ship meme
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks
who worries more about the other
who is more afraid about the other leaving them
who is more likely to leave (for any reason)
who is more likely to drunkenly confess
who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)
who picks fights more often
who usually apologizes first
who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other
who is more likely to lash out at the other
who gets more jealous
who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:
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“Well, I think you’re just as good. You did pick our first dinner. And I quite enjoyed that.” She really had, especially the spicy dish she’d insisted on. “But it is always infinitely better when you know the food is always good.” She led him in the direction of the favorite attractions at the park, the Zoo and the carousel.
Theseus nodded and grinned. He’s loved being able to take Lally to a few places, and he loved her showing him around too. “I can see why you’re coming this way.”
"I was wondering when you'd wake up."
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Theseus blinked and sat up slowly when he heard Lally’s voice. It wasn’t who he had expected to be by his bedside but, he was pleasantly surprised. Especially when it was someone that he cared for deeply.
“I don’t look like shit do I?” He asked her.
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Lally instinctively grabbed his hand, offering a small squeeze. She felt rather proud of both Jacob and Queenie. Queenie being like a little sister to her given her own close friendship with Tina. And Jacob because of how hard he fought and what he’d faced, all to reach exactly this moment. She was glad she got to work with him. She leaned in closer to Theseus. “I don’t think they even noticed.”
Theseus squeezed her hand back and smiled softly. He tried to hide a chuckle at the point about the icing and turned to look towards Lally. “At least now we get a proper slice.”
“Hey! You hugged me back!” (Hufflepuffauror for Lally)
@hufflepuffauror
“It is a wedding, isn’t it? A particularly special and happy wedding I might add,” she answered. “And besides, two people who helped put a stop a critically evil plot should be able to hug one another. And their joy is rather infectious.” She nodded to the happy couple, their laughter and smiles practically glowing.
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She sighed softly, head leaning back to give him full access. Her fingers curled in his soft hair, as she tugged softly before both hands made their way to his tie. He might complain about her layers, but he had his own things. And that tie would be next to go, though she could think of a few good uses for it.
Theseus smirked against her skin and ran and started unbuttoning her blouse with quick fingers. “It’s just like unwrapping a present. Feels like my birthday and Christmas has all come at once.”
“They can’t have you!” (Hufflepuffauror to Lally)
Send “They can’t have you!” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse coming over and wrapping their arms around Mine because they felt jealous. @hufflepuffauror
Lally chuckled, placing her arms over his as she leaned back into him. “Well, that’s rather sweet, Theseus, but you have the wrong idea,” she informed him. She turned to look up at him. “He’s my collegue. And he was wondering If I could convince your brother to come speak to his class about his book.”
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Theseus hadn’t even expected the words to come of her mouth. He hadn’t expected Lally to show up in general. He couldn’t help but smirk though at the talk of his ass. “By all means go ahead and grab it.”
🍑 + ✋🏻 (for Lally from hufflepuffauror)
Peach Meme @hufflepuffauror
Lally had decided to take the extra week from school off to go surprise Theseus. Since she'd had to go to the Ministry anyway, she made her way quickly to his office where she'd found him leaned over grabbing something. "You know, you might not have much of an ass," she started. "But I do love it, and enjoy grabbing it." She moved closer and reached out, waiting for his permission.
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grumpy auror
CALLUM TURNER as THESEUS SCAMANDER
FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE (2022)
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「 ASK MEME : HOW’S MY PORTRAYAL? 」 * send anonymously or not. feedback is appreciated!
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She sighed into the kiss, feeling the warmth of his hands under her blouse. She’d never admit it, it was too fun and too easy to tease him, but she was just as eager as him. She let one hand move, fingers twining in his hair.
Theseus let his hands wander upwards, feeling the softness of her skin. He moved his lips to kiss down her neck again, wanting to get a little bit teasing with her as well.
“They can’t have you!” (Hufflepuffauror to Lally)
Send “They can’t have you!” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse coming over and wrapping their arms around Mine because they felt jealous. @hufflepuffauror
Lally chuckled, placing her arms over his as she leaned back into him. "Well, that's rather sweet, Theseus, but you have the wrong idea," she informed him. She turned to look up at him. "He's my collegue. And he was wondering If I could convince your brother to come speak to his class about his book."
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She took a bite of her own and hummed in agreement. “I thought it would be a good breakfast,” She said. “And since you came all the way here, we really can only get the best.”
Theseus nodded and grinned at her. “You always do have the best opinions of where to go. I don’t think there’s been a place yet that I haven’t enjoyed with you.”
"I was wondering when you'd wake up."
@wemadeemc0c0a
Theseus blinked and sat up slowly when he heard Lally’s voice. It wasn’t who he had expected to be by his bedside but, he was pleasantly surprised. Especially when it was someone that he cared for deeply.
“I don’t look like shit do I?” He asked her.
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Lally laughed, covering her mouth with her hand to muffle the sound. “Good luck. I’ll let your brother fight you on that,” She said, heading over to watch the couple. It was cute the way Jacob wrapped his hands around Queenie’s as they held the knife together and cut into the cake.
Theseus smirked slightly and stood beside Lally, as he watched the couple with the cake. He couldn’t help but, grin. Even with the slight twinge of sadness of how he never got to have this with Leta, he still thought that they were a rather infectious with their joy kind of couple.
“Hey! You hugged me back!” (Hufflepuffauror for Lally)
@hufflepuffauror
“It is a wedding, isn’t it? A particularly special and happy wedding I might add,” she answered. “And besides, two people who helped put a stop a critically evil plot should be able to hug one another. And their joy is rather infectious.” She nodded to the happy couple, their laughter and smiles practically glowing.
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She smiled. “Good. I enjoyed our last dinner together.” She smiled at him. There was a call from the crowd and the newly weds headed to the cake, getting ready to cut it. “Looks like you’re getting that cake you wanted.”
Theseus grinned at her. “I enjoyed it too.” He told her as he looked over when Queenie and Jacob had started heading over to cut the cake. “Not a word about the icing.” He whispered. “If anyone we blame it on Newt’s creatures.”
“Hey! You hugged me back!” (Hufflepuffauror for Lally)
@hufflepuffauror
“It is a wedding, isn’t it? A particularly special and happy wedding I might add,” she answered. “And besides, two people who helped put a stop a critically evil plot should be able to hug one another. And their joy is rather infectious.” She nodded to the happy couple, their laughter and smiles practically glowing.
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Lally was glad to have a chance to pay for them, knowing how often Theseus did. Plus she figured he’d come all this way to see her, so she’d treat him. “We shall,” she agreed, holding his hand as they came out from under the bridge, pastries in hand. “Central Park is really rather pretty.”
Theseus nodded and smiled at her softly. He squeezed her hand gently as they walked along. He took a bit of the pastry as well and grinned. “This is amazing as ever.”
"I was wondering when you'd wake up."
@wemadeemc0c0a
Theseus blinked and sat up slowly when he heard Lally’s voice. It wasn’t who he had expected to be by his bedside but, he was pleasantly surprised. Especially when it was someone that he cared for deeply.
“I don’t look like shit do I?” He asked her.
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She returned the kiss, her hands moving to push off his own jacket. She pulled back enough to meet his gaze and repeated his own words from earlier, “Only for you.” And then her lips were back at his, arms back around him, pulling herself closer to him.
Theseus grinned at her. He let his hands move underneath her blouse as he kissed her deeply. He knew that they had a kind of dynamic that meant neither of them was more dominant than the other. Which he liked.
“They can’t have you!” (Hufflepuffauror to Lally)
Send “They can’t have you!” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse coming over and wrapping their arms around Mine because they felt jealous. @hufflepuffauror
Lally chuckled, placing her arms over his as she leaned back into him. "Well, that's rather sweet, Theseus, but you have the wrong idea," she informed him. She turned to look up at him. "He's my collegue. And he was wondering If I could convince your brother to come speak to his class about his book."
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She laughed. “Alright. If you win, you get a kiss,” she agreed. That was a simple enough request. “And if I win. I think dinner.”
Theseus grinned. “That sounds excellent. I can definitely afford a dinner. And you get to choose where we go too.”
“Hey! You hugged me back!” (Hufflepuffauror for Lally)
@hufflepuffauror
“It is a wedding, isn’t it? A particularly special and happy wedding I might add,” she answered. “And besides, two people who helped put a stop a critically evil plot should be able to hug one another. And their joy is rather infectious.” She nodded to the happy couple, their laughter and smiles practically glowing.
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She chuckled, letting the jacket fall. “Oh but it’s so fun to see how frustrated you get,” she hummed. She kissed back up to his lips. “And it’s fun to tease you when you’re frustrated.”
Theseus smiled at her, and shook his head. “You’re a minx Professor Hicks.” He whispered and kissed her again deeply. He knew that he would get a little sexually frustrated at times.
“They can’t have you!” (Hufflepuffauror to Lally)
Send “They can’t have you!” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse coming over and wrapping their arms around Mine because they felt jealous. @hufflepuffauror
Lally chuckled, placing her arms over his as she leaned back into him. "Well, that's rather sweet, Theseus, but you have the wrong idea," she informed him. She turned to look up at him. "He's my collegue. And he was wondering If I could convince your brother to come speak to his class about his book."
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