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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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YOU hates terfs

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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

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this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

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This but Tenna

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

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Reblog to pet Tony

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Knight Artorias in Oolacile

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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'They serve iced coffee at this convention?'

Since I was Grimal last year, this time I cosplayed as Elise at Helsinki Comic Con. I changed the trousers to a miniskirt because jeans wouldn't fit under my boots (plus miniskirts were in fashion in 2006 anyway). I only realised afterwards that the hair extension is on the wrong side...

I'm not sure if anyone at the con recognised the cosplay as I probably just looked like a generic goth girl, but it was still fun keeping Helsinki safe from vampires and searching for fairies.

I want to cosplay as Kevin next time, but I'll have to wait and see if I can actually pull it off.

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past grimal. why are you blonde.

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baby horseshoe crabs

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If someone has gone with this idea before I'll be so mad.

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damn bro them norfolks sure do wizard

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biting down on the lead, a bright and terrible red you think in numbers and only talk in fonts

i've been percolating this idea in my head for AGES and finally got around to executing it. very pleased with how it turned out!

sybil inswood... my weird creepy programmergirl beloved...

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The Awakening of Bill Morgan