humandefect
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megan | 23 | minding my own got dam business
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Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired
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biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship
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the one day classes are canceled across campus and half my quad is yelling in the common room at 8;30am,,,,,,,, why.,,.,,,,
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men are like: if i don’t want to fuck this woman she might as well be dead
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tumblr, or as i like to call it, performative journaling
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its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)
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Cars - Dinoco Maple “Motor Oil” Syrup Hot Toddies
“Wrow” - Cars
WHAT YOU’LL NEED
Motor Oil
HOW TO MAKE IT
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Indigenous people: We have been cultivating this land and eating animals sustainably and with respect for literal millenia
Non native vegans: Wow unfortunately I just cannot think of ANY possible way to make life sustainable or moral other than replacing the factory meat farm with the same colonial expansionist theory but with vegetables instead :/
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