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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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knife play but I just stab you to death.

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haha. idiot

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not my favourite. i need to draw tim more

take this before i decide the world shall never ever see it

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jonny eats shit (everyone cheered)

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Jonny dville. But I drew him like this for some reason

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Headcanon that Jonny will occasionally, very rarely, listen to the beat of his mechanisms through his mic to calm down

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[ID: A drawing of Jonny D'ville from the Mechanisms band. He's a white man with pointy ears and short brown hair. In the drawing he's holding a microphone to where his heart would be on his chest. Eyes closed, he listens to the THUMP THUMP that echoes like a rhythm. The wire of the mic wraps around the drawing like a heart behind him. \End ID]

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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look, all i’m saying is that if my gf wanted to crack open my sternum with her bare hands, scoop out what’s inside like pomegranate seeds, and crawl inside only then would we MAYBE be physically close enough.

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wassup other other other jonny

I bit Marius and now Brian is sitting on me and put himself in sleep mode as a form of time out, so, it's pretty good actually

He thinks this is a punishment but it's better than a weighted blanket

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what a fascinating person. can I run you over

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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

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(flirting) i’m going to bite you

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i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.