hurtyknees
hurtyknees
The Gay Cousin
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art acc is @jottles. 21 he/they ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ join the brainrot.
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hurtyknees ยท 21 hours ago
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petting trans guys tummy
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hurtyknees ยท 2 days ago
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hurtyknees ยท 3 days ago
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its been too long since i last held hands with another man romantically & i think im getting withdrawals. i need a pretty man to hold my hand or give me physical affection soon, my sanity depends on it.
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hurtyknees ยท 3 days ago
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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and thenโ€”' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.
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hurtyknees ยท 3 days ago
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Job? personality disorder?? societal pressures weighing down on you??? Ok bro . Get in the crate bro . You know you need crate time
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hurtyknees ยท 4 days ago
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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
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hurtyknees ยท 6 days ago
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hurtyknees ยท 6 days ago
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crochet aquarium
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hurtyknees ยท 6 days ago
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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
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hurtyknees ยท 6 days ago
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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
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hurtyknees ยท 6 days ago
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Yarn holder
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hurtyknees ยท 7 days ago
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i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it
i canโ€™t find a gif of it can somebody please post it
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hurtyknees ยท 7 days ago
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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital
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hurtyknees ยท 7 days ago
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The kindergarten-ification of society
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