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Waldorf, MD, USA
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Where you the person behind the bear and cop show scam?
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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.
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i bet ralsei weighs nothing. paper towel guy. susie picks him up by the scruff of the neck and gestures while holding him like that gif of the person holding the ferret
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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway
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i hope every introverted hopeless romantic with a secret freak side finds an ANCIENT COIN
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