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Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy’s Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daycare Attendant/Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Moon/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Montgomery Gator/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Montgomery Gator/Moon (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Montgomery Gator/Moon/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s) Characters: Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Moon (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Daycare Attendant (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Vanessa A. | Ness, Vanny | Reluctant Follower | Beta-Tester Additional Tags: I’m only tagging important characters and ships but everyone else from SB either shows up once or is mentioned, like Roxica is in one chapter and Fronnie is implied, Y/N is not you!!! I am about to dunk on y/n for 7 chapters so please don’t self project, Comedy, Harassment, One-Sided Attraction, y/n has a crush on monty but he’s not interested, Poking Fun at X Reader Stories, Light-Hearted, Swearing, Canon-Typical Violence, I accidentally dunk on furries a bunch too but it’s okay cause I am a furry so, Multiple Endings, Vanessa is incredibly sleep deprived, Someone Help Her, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Post-Game: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach (2021), Ambiguous/Open Ending, Ambiguously Post Ruin and Help Wanted 2, This Fic Works On Looney Toons Logic, Montgomery Gator Did Not Decommission Glamrock Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Healthy Relationships, Polyamory Summary:

Y/N (yes, that’s their full god given name) wants to work at the Pizzaplex so they can hit on Monty. He tries to let them down gently, but after they continue to flirt his boyfriends, Sun and Moon, decide to send a message by getting in their way and flirting more with Monty.

This fic is based on a post by @shapeshiftinterest on Tumblr! Go check it out: https://www.tumblr.com/shapeshiftinterest/785091677035642880/yn

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I’m so normal about sadly shrinking Tenna trust me

i’m glad! have another!!!

(in the end tenna is still unfortunately family…)

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"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

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Currently thinking about how Tenna pretty obviously sees himself as part of the Dreemurr family, and with his whole washed-up 70's game-show-host persona he's clearly more of a grown-up than a fellow sibling to Kris, he's got a sort of Fixation on Toriel, using the same pet-name Asgore (and Sans) use for her

But also he clearly likes Asgore a lot. Like him, he'd also love the family to 'get back together' like how they 'used to be'.

And he does seem to see himself, as the family TV, in a sort of caretaker role for Kris.

So I think it is, in fact, perfectly reasonable to label Tenna's role in the Dreemurr family to be basically a "Lesser Dad".

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welcome... to Nothing Park

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Have you ever thought of a joke, and then gone too far with it? I defininely wouldn't know of it...

Anyway, here's a conspiracy i'm pretty sure must exist in the YGO universe. Depending on whenever you think Yugi's body really changes when Yami takes over, it might either be very true or completely false

And for those that don't know what this is a reference of, Its this lovely Star Wars parody theory I love a lot

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some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet

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Continuation of this post hehe

“I need to start writing more suggestions..”

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An idiot robin has built a nest on top of our garage door motor. The nest was constructed so the chain that drives the door is actually a part of the nest, and if we open or close the garage door, the whole thing is going to get torn apart. So I guess the garage door is staying open for as long as it takes for these eggs to hatch and these birds to leave the nest.

My wife has set up a camera to continuously monitor the situation.

Wife: Maybe we should set up some padding beneath where they'll fall out of the nest? Normally they fall onto grass, not concrete. Me: Seems like we're really coddling these birds. Wife: Well, yeah. Me: I just don't want you to get invested. Wife: Way, way too late for that. I'm all in.

So we're keeping the garage door open for a few weeks, I guess. Whenever I go to use the car, the robin flies away from the nest and watches me cautiously to see whether I'm going to kill her babies, and I can't help but find that a little bit rude of her.

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candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.

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This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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Do you think the in-universe Love Händel fandom views the "Flynn-Fletcher Concert" as the greatest band revival in music history? Like seriously the three bandmates are implied to have been out of the business for like a decade after a nasty public breakup, only to spontaneously come back for a wedding anniversary of one of their fans. Every time they've reappeared on the show they seem to be popular and thriving. All because of that one concert. Legendary.

The Love Händel Wikipedia article must be a trip to read for the information on the Flynn-Fletcher Concert alone. What do you mean none of the bandmates knew they band was getting back together until the day of the concert? They didn't even rent a venue, it was just in someone's front yard where a girl scout troop set up a stage??? They probably caused a traffic jam. And hey, wait a sec, why are the names of the couple whose anniversary was being celebrated blue, indicating they have their own Wikipedia pages- they're LINDANA and MAX MODEM??? And their kids are Phineas and the Ferbtones??? Aren't they pop artists??? The "ninjas of love" that appeared during the concert are the Ferbettes??? Who are also the girl scouts who made the stage?????? The identity of the Love-a-Gram lady who appeared onstage midway through the opening number remains one of the music industry's greatest mysteries, since everyone assumes she must be famous too.

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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The Deltarot is already back I'm going insane

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I flip flop between this and Kerdly on a daily basis