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how dare the lamb upset dad master

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narilamb speedrun

based off this post

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don't mind me just jumping on the trend incredibly late

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Hehe

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^^^^character dynamic i need to do more with .EVERYONE SEES YOUR WORTH EXCEPT FOR YOU💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

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Well i think the short guy should top

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In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.

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Gaza is dying of hunger, Gaza is in pain, children are crying from hunger, mothers are searching for food, no water, no medicine, no food, only siege, hunger, and pain. Don't forget them in your prayers and support. #Gaza_is_dying_of_hunger #Save_Gaza

The bodies of children in Gaza have turned into skeletons from the severity of hunger, their bones protruding from under their thin skin, until they have lost the ability to stand or move. Hunger has broken their small bodies and robbed them of even the breath of life.

The children of Gaza... half-souls dying slowly, infants writhing with hunger, their thin bodies screaming soundlessly, no milk, no food, no medicine, not even a glimmer of hope, their little hearts dying silently, they have known nothing of life but oppression, and their bodies have turned into skeletons, as if life abandoned them before it even began.

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Random thought: given the average ace attorney name and the way amazing coincidences happen here, I'm sure there's a guy named Thatman who is very confused that everyone thinks he's the famous prosecutor's boyfriend

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i feel like he would gaze like that at Kaeya in secret, eyes full of longing

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Tired of explaining to my college peers that yes, actually art history is essential knowledge for anyone who is ever in charge of designing concept art for pretty much anything.

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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Me: I hate labubus I don’t find them cute and they are becoming another symbol of rampant overconsumption and gambling culture >:(

My grade-school student: *gently places her labubus in the seats of the auditorium to be an ‘audience’*

Me: okay cute

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