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mommy i love you mommy

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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

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Old JJ drawings

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way

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Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

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hey so i used to work at tumblr but now i work at garbage day. i just re-read the piece in garbage day about the slur song and i figured since i don't work at tumblr anymore nothing is stopping me from messaging you and saying that omg i absolutely love it and thought it was hilarious. i sent it to my team on slack and was like "y'all this is the song of the year" and all of us lost our minds. i also sent it to my "queers united" group chat the universal response was "this is an absolute banger" lol.

10/10 completely unmonitizable and unmarketable and your post about "tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song only for it to be unusable in corporate marketing" made me, the lead of the marketing team at the time, laugh until i cried. spot on, literally was like "guys this is the biggest thing on tumblr right now, it's fucking amazing, and we cannot touch it with a 10-foot poll." absolutely incredible. stellar work.

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!?!!!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!!!!

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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anyone want to play tigers with me. kill and maim then flop around with our big Paws

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Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

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"ship so rare it only has a hundered fics" bitch the ship i just went to read about has ONE FANFICTION. ON AO3.

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Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles’ heel was his heel.

Canon [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball talks to White Hat while reading a book. Both are standing.] Cueball: It's so weird reading these 18th century scholars argue about minor biblical details. It's like they're an online fandom or something - they've developed this whole elaborate canon.

[Caption below] It's fun when a word's usage goes full circle and, by analogy, lands back on its original meaning.

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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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