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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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made this on my phone while in a waiting room

whatever. go my agender ralsei headcanon

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strip poker except everyone starts out naked so its more a saw trap if anything

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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I am very passionate about how Portal is a very feminist game. I see a lot of people say that Portal is progressive because it could’ve had a protagonist of interchangeable gender, and that Chell being a woman affects nothing. But it completely does! Chell being a woman is inherent to the plot and theming of the narrative! Portal is progressive because it depicts corporate exploitation of women and actively shows a woman perservering and overcoming that abuse!!!

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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deltabucks

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spawn

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the assertion that Kris' name presumably came from their parents is funny just cus it screams chosen name to me. like literally a gender neutral name that better fits the theme of Kris' childhood friends' names (Kris as in Christmas) than their own family's name scheme... as if Toriel and Asgore wouldn't have named their human child Torgore

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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

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its not normal in any part of the world to have never had eggs. please buy some from the store and try boiling or frying them. its an essential to the human experience

how many times do i have to say:

i have an eating disorder it is nearly physically and mentally impossible for me to eat eggs without gagging and/or throwing up when i do as much as look at them

i dont want eggs on their own theyre just fine when theyre baked or cooked Into something and aren't oin their own/ontop of something

next person who tells me "eating (x food ive never had) is essential to the human experience" is getting blocked. that thread is getting old, both literally and metaphorically and its stupid, and some of you people need to learn to understand some people will never have a food you consider "essential" for various reasons that are mostly not your business

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All kobolds can hold the ZL button to crouch and then shake the joycons to roll around in a little ball

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Brazil just had the biggest false flag "communist" terror attack since the military dictatorship lmao