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its not about forgetting where you put them, i might quit my meds cold turkey if i dont have someone remind me to take them because i dont feel the urge to take them

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crim you little shit

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this is fullmetal alchemist, two kids try to use alchemy to revive their dead mother, the white silhouette being is called "Truth" and is like God or the natural forces of alchemy itself, the kids fail and one of them loses an arm and a leg and the other loses his whole body and becomes a soul bound to a suit of armor because trying to use alchemy to bring back the death is Serious Business that has Consequences

i never watched or read fullmetal alchemist

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im pretty sure that was chara about to lay down their own life

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John 15:13 and 1 John 3:16 (egregiously smashed together)

(Links coming in afternoon reblog!)

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meanwhile 23yo me getting psychic damage from seeing a guy my younger cousin's age get called uncle

Completely average guy in completely average neighborhood adopts strange irradiated dog possessed by the soul of a 14 year old girl

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btw i realized like a minute after i posted this one that "sun based healing magic that also hurts vampires" is hamon from jojo and been wanting to do vampire whump to DIO lately

caretaker with sun based healing magic which works great until they have to care for vampire whumpee

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jojo character that only you care about because theyre super irrelevant but you like the music their stand is named after

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this is like the opposite of when someone posts about vivisection then goes "what the fuck happens in danny phantom"

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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hp--hdghog

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how does an extension that highlights words helps you cheat on neopets

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

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sorry but Mayuri is like, a mad scientist that 100% has tortured people, might be a tie by virtue of Basically Being Cioccolata

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it is a farming sim thats just the message when a new animal is born and they named the pig your mom

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eu esqueci q vc era br que jumpscare

TIAZINHA BOLSONARISTA PAGANDO PAU PRO SEBASTIAN MEU DEUS DO CÉU HDJDHDJDBDNDHDNDBDNBDNDDBJDBD

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are they also notorious for resembling highly venomous snakes? bc i know there's scarlet kingsnake that looks like a coral snake and this one looks like australian sea snake

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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alternatively "i just tapped you with a knife a couple times, you make it sound like im cutting you apart to death" hi mom

“guilt tripping”

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klinefelter as in XXY? i thought if anything the chromossome ones would be seen as the "most intersex" since its what bioessentialists/binary enforcers use the most

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour