Solid gold greatness. And that's just my little finger. [ A Hugo Vasquez blog that's also doing whatever. I'm 30+ and kinda trash. ] Header image by @buttercup-art. Icon by @pheepupper.
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
#I'll be honest I've been giving my macrophages pretty short shrift and I seek to remedy that#pizza party?
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see her fabulous
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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get bonked by mama
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I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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now im falling asleep and she's calling a crab
#and she’s having a smoke and the crab takes a drag…#<- prev#now they're going to swim and my stomach is raw#and it's not about him but she's touching his#carapace. he takes off her summer dress. let me go...
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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender
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pride month!!!
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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each reblog will be one pat for my cat in your honor
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