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I love these two so much.

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will turner from pirates of the carribean is son of aragorn and legolas from the lord of the rings fight me

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gay people never flirt normally they always gotta say shit about eyesight like "keen are the eyes of elves" or "you have keen eyes master baggins"

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takes a hit of longbottom leaf. Gigolas is bl and aralas is yaoi

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I know Elves are canonically just effortlessly beautiful creatures but I think it's funny to imagine Legolas having an extensive skin care and beauty routine that he does every morning to maintain his ethereal features and he gets so fussy about it too and Aragorn is just like

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aragorn saying "then i shall die as one of them" to legolas the same day legolas thought aragorn had died is top tier buzz

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In the scene of the falling stairs at Moria, there was no reason for Aragorn to throw himself into Legolas’s arms once he and Frodo manage to get on the other side, he just did it to show everyone else who Legolas belongs to

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peter jackson cooked so hard with aralas like I swear I'm trying to be normal but I sincerely lose my mind every time aragorn and legolas are in the same frame

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If I had to rank the Fellowship, it would be:

Legolas

Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, and the Hobbits

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In Another Life

Turin : Maybe in another life, Beleg.

Beleg : Maybe in another time, Turín.

The Other life :

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I’m rewatching the fellowship of the ring (extended version, this time) mostly because I’m working on my Galadriel cosplay and it’s almost impossible to find HD pictures of the dress and please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks the only reason why Legolas joined the Fellowship was to spend more time with Aragorn

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Someone write a fic of this if there isn't already one

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aralas is the ship for people who have never felt happiness

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little does she know legolas already took that chance

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How the end of The Return of the King has always seemed to me

As always, sorry for the awful quality of the meme

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I have not encountered a single gigolas shipper saying a bad word about aralas. all aralas bad mouthers have come from nothing shippers. people who don't play with fictional characters like theyre dolls.

all im saying. I love you gigolas shippers. respect the game.

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Legolas to Thranduil, when he first starts dating Bard: I do not understand - he is a man, and will grow old and ugly. Even now, as he is, he is gruff and gives you beard burn everywhere, it is vulgar. Father, control yourself, this is nonsense, you are embarrassing us out of lust for a smelly man.

Legolas upon meeting Strider in the woods: F U C K