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cutting myself some slack for fucking once and allowing myself to believe that this hashbrown and chicken nugget sandwich will supply me the nutrition necessary to take on the day.

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good read for teachers.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Everything Everywhere All At Once

- The Thing

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play dos2? for them 🥺

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$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA  OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs.   Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.)  How the hell is this even allowed?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?

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does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

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in tears rn

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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this article is insane and making me insane

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Hey umm, can we talk about how a cop killed two gay men just before Sydney Mardi Gras and they still want to put police in the fucking parade.

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hello warrior cats editor. before you is the complete script of the new warrior cats arc. your task is simply to edit the script so that the male main character is actually a girl now and change his pronouns to she/her without changing ANYTHING ELSE about her, her personality, or how she's written at all, and then compare and contrast how she is written to your other female protagonists, hopefully leading to an epiphany regarding your previous writing crimes. failing to do so will result in the five hundred pounds worth of flesh eating beetles currently suspended in a large tub above you being subsequently dropped onto your head. good luck

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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune