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The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#my usual office goss plug has been on vacation since I came back#so I haven’t gotten to find out what happened when I was gone#there are other people I could ask but I don’t trust them to be as petty as Kendra
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Putting on Folklore after a few months without it
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#I got a scam text asking if I want to practice archery with them#obviously I do but I also know it’s not real 🫤
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rep is "fake it till you make it" showgirl is "and i did"
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usamerican voice: you see, education in the US is so uniquely evil that its designed to kill ANY wish you have for learning and it uses STANDARDIZED TESTS where you have to just memorize the answer long enough to answer and then forget. this is so unique and Does Not Happen anywhere else in the world,
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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
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sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!
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remember the author of "the boy in the striped pajamas" btw this is him now
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They just added 2fa for another thing and people are UPSET. You already have your phone on you for everything else. What’s one more?
If the county didn’t want me to be on my phone at work, they wouldn’t have set up 2fa for literally everything I do.
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If the county didn’t want me to be on my phone at work, they wouldn’t have set up 2fa for literally everything I do.
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#forcing myself to have little chats with my coworkers got me comfortable around them surprisingly quickly#i have social anxiety disorder but at this point i'd be fine talking to anyone in the building#and man pets are the BEST neutral convo starter
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Hey maybe you guys should stop writing for the Addams family cause you don't get them at all.


Imagine my girl Morticia saying that shit in any other portrayal? NO? Because she wouldn't.
#i couldn't finish the first season bc of how they acted like the 17th century witch was named 'goody'#like seriously how can you do ZERO research?
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sometimes i really want a bigger apartment but then i get a $25 power bill in the middle of the summer and ya know? think i'm good with the little place.
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