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Come to my place. I'll give you some kyselica and show you to the best hot springs in the world!!

Hey boss i found a lake ......

- @ask-dork-kong

Boss? What is this? Lord of the flies? Uh... Cool, I wanna see if we can find a hot spring around here somewhere... That would pretty much be the equivalent of finding gold right now. I do have some water quality strip tests or whatever they're called, so go ahead and see if it's any good.

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Czechia has the highest percentage of meth labs in Europe.

I want to do something stupid and irresponsible.

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@ask-nyo-england-aster-kirkland:

Would you consider yourself more of a morning or night person?

Oh hey... girl England..

Definitely a night owl. I like going out into prague with Slovak but then again he's a huge lightweight! He's no fun sometimes.

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Are you trying to drug Germany?

I'm here for it

I want to do something stupid and irresponsible.

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Ayo that's craazy

@magna-libera-germania this is my official apology to everyone and especially @ask-the-awesome-prussian for my deplorable behaviour these past few days. It will not happen again.

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I got some Trdelník with Slovak in Prague yesterday. I forgot that guy makes ok company..

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Oh are you sure sweetheart? They are your chocolates?

do u lik ciocolat i hav many ciocolat to giv

[no typing quirk: Do you like chocolate? I have lots of chocolate to give.]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Aw ahoj Moldova!

Where'd you get that? .....Also Where'd you get a phone......?

Also yes, I do like chocolate!

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do u lik ciocolat i hav many ciocolat to giv

[no typing quirk: Do you like chocolate? I have lots of chocolate to give.]

×⠀┊⠀@ask-the-little-candy-devourer

Aw ahoj Moldova!

Where'd you get that? .....Also Where'd you get a phone......?

Also yes, I do like chocolate!

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Ethics? Pft. Ethics don't exist now you think the fossil knows what ethics are?

Heres your allowance.

*hands over two bars of gold*

Buy a new piano with this.

- @magna-libera-germania

Where did you get this amount of gold and is it ethically sourced?

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OOC:

Hi, It's Em.

Tomorrow I'm going to Orlando for two weeks so probably will be inactive, sorry 😭

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That's my point!

You are what you are!

Someone sent me a box with a pregnancy test in the mail today. The fact this isn't the first time should say a lot about all of you.

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Hmpf. I don't think I would care!

You're the one who keeps getting sent pregnancy tests so clearly that has to mean something 😒

Someone sent me a box with a pregnancy test in the mail today. The fact this isn't the first time should say a lot about all of you.

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Are you sure about that? You seem awfully defensive 🙃

Someone sent me a box with a pregnancy test in the mail today. The fact this isn't the first time should say a lot about all of you.

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Because you're a whore ❤️

Someone sent me a box with a pregnancy test in the mail today. The fact this isn't the first time should say a lot about all of you.

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GIRLBOSS SPOTTED!!

What can I say 😋

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Ahoj-!

Not sure what possessed me to get this app but everyone else is doing it.

My name is Anastászie Svobodová but call me Ana I guess. I'm Czechia, my brother is Slovakia so please don't ship us.. I've seen things....