i-am-jacks-procrastination
i-am-jacks-procrastination
i am jack's complete procrastination
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a blog dedicated to fight club because i can't keep bothering people irl about this movie
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girls…
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my friend made a joke (irrevocable mistake) and said i should make a fight club/maneater edit and uh. for some reason that hit my brain at the right angle and im scarily tempted to break out the editing software again 😔😔😔
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 2 months ago
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 2 months ago
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it’s true
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 2 months ago
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love making stupid shit like this
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 2 months ago
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fight club novel-only fun facts:
- tyler cries during the lye burn scene
- marla also got “tyler’s kiss”
- narrator has a hole through his cheek (which he has to plug in order to drink liquids)
- tyler has cigarette burns on his arms
- tyler & narrator have gone clubbing
- tyer & narrator met on a nude beach
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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it really hurts me how most real world fc "fans" either dont care for, dont remember or think the narrator is irrelevant. oh tyler and that guy. oh yeah thats tyler and tyler. Fuck You
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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oh yeah
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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my beautiful wife
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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can we as talk about how tyler's carry-on bag was just. full of bars of soap.
like.
wtf.
ive never really thought about this, but that doesnt make any sense. why would that not be,, like, a checked bag? why is it carry-on?? thats so stupid 😭😭
is that what the narrator thinks soap salesmen are like?? lugging around a full briefcase of soap wherever they go, never out of their hands??
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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Dyou get it
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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narrator's the type of guy that if he had bruises on his neck and said "I got punched in the throat" you wouldn't be able to tell if he was making a poor excuse for hickies or if he genuinely did get his shit rocked
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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Costume designer Michael Kaplan's illustrations and break downs of the costumes designed for Brad Pitt's' character "Tyler Durden" in Fight Club. They customised the vintage Gucci loafers to have a thicker sole to make up for the difference in height between Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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getting this off my chest, 80s/90s billy idol is biblically accurate angelface actually and im sick of pretending he's not
(im doing fucking mental somersaults to avoid looking at jared leto's bad bleach in that movie)
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i-am-jacks-procrastination · 3 months ago
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I have to watch Fight Club again. For my sanity or something (it's because of Edward Norton and his kinky little imaginary bitch)
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