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Cannibalistic Tree Dragons (photo study)

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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People who vehemently oppose food stamps being used for sweet food of any kind always sound like villains in a 90’s kids movie about heartwarming orphans like dude you are, pretty much literally, taking candy from a baby.

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people on reddit have some bizarrely specific skills. someone can post a blurry photo and say "what bug is this? :( I found this in the garden, is it part of a moth?" and a guy will just roll up like "that's not a bug, that's the corner of page 12 of the june 1987 issue of marie claire magazine" and you know what? most of the time, he's even right

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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Get...MABEL-FIED!!!!!!

She goes easy on Ford, Stan loves it, and Dipper hates it.

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Snoopy of the Day

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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not to be horny or anything but i’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair.