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Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

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I've read so much good fanfiction that canon means absolutely NOTHING to me. Let me live in my own world.

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everyones fave thieves

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don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

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What if the only things Bruce can cook is "ethnic food" because the only time he's ever cooked for himself is when he was training abroad

The man can’t make himself a peanut butter sandwich but can whip up the most obscure, tasty curry ever and it drives Alfred insane

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You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

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You know the “Dad, How Do I?” YouTube channel? Yeah, that, but with Red Hood, and they’re unlisted videos that Crime Alley residents share with each other.

It started with goons stealthily taking videos of Red Hood ranting about shitty drug quality that they upload under the title “Boss on drug quality control,” primarily for other goons so that anyone can tell if the supplies have been cut with something and don’t need to waste time asking Hood.

Then videos from civilians start popping up too, featuring Red Hood lecturing street kids titled things like “RH on staying warm in winter” and “RH on how not to get mugged.”

Memorably, there’s a video titled “RH on classic literature (y’all did RH go to college???? Is our crime lord a lit major???)” where Red Hood imparts upon some kids the importance of reading. After a very positive reception, the uploader goes back to Red Hood, asks about a book they’re reading for school, and gets a whole lecture on themes and whatnot. It does numbers and becomes a series, and this time Hood knows the camera exists (he’s always known they exist, he just couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge them) and actually talks to it.

(Jason will do anything to help these children, whether it’s giving them a leg up in school, giving the street kids who aren’t in school some semblance of an education, or teaching them how to shank someone trying to traffic them.)

Red Hood never uploads any videos himself, but it doesn’t matter. Crime Alley crowd sourced its own version of Khan academy and it’s better for it.

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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this is a poem

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Leverage really manages to be a law enforcement AU, restaurant AU, sports AU (for MMA, baseball, racing, hockey, etc.), office AU, school AU, musician AU, historical AU, and more, all rolled into one and fully in-canon

Beautiful stuff

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You have your fancy therapist sessions and antidepressants. Well, I have my mid-to-low budget tv action/comedy from the mid to late 2000s so we're not so different you and I.

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I’ve said it before. I’ll say it forever.

We got a flashback episode where Parker and Hardison play lovers.

We got a flashback episode where Parker and Eliot play lovers.

We’re still missing a full set.

We need a Hardison/Eliot flashback ep.

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The Leverage Gloat™️

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Leverage AU where Nate does go into the priesthood … but still ends up doing the same thing.

“Bless me, father, for I have sinned.”

“Go on.”

“I knocked over a liquor store.”

“And why did you do that?”

“Well my mom’s sick. We can’t afford the pain medication, and I know alcohol is a bad pain reliever, but I don’t know how to break into a pharmacy, so …”

“OK, my son, what we’re going to do is, we’re going to get your mom her medicine. But I’m going to need your help. I need you to call the health insurance company, and tell them —“

“Is… is this my penance?”

“Uh yeah. Sure. Penance. Yeah.”

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Leverage Redemption Olympics episode but Eliot can't go undercover as an athlete of a random sport because he's too famous as multiple athletes and so the crew must convince Parker to go in