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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LET'S GOOOO! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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we need more rotting corpses in media

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Something about your Gerry makes me so happy like omg!!! It's him!!!

Well, it is a him.

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What have you become?

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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

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all kids should be on hormone blockers until they're 18 and can decide for themselves if they want to be cis or normal

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Had to make this a reality

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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missed jmart but in a realistic way so i drew them bickering

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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good cow

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"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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still relistening to tma, and god nikola is sooooooo

when shes talking to jon before the strangers ritual??? i aspire to this level of unseriousness

Jon, finally realising that the person he's talking to is NOT tim: who are you :0

nikola: You Got Me There! Im Sasha :)

she was soooo ready to go down the list of people jon knew.

jon: sasha?

nikola: Hahaha Gotcha! Its Me, Jon. Gerard!

jon: jon? is that my name?

nikola: What? No, Its Tim :]

jon: okay, thanks- er-

nikola: Michael.

jon: thank you martin

that clownry woulve continued for ages

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sliiight spoilers for approximately mid words of radiance

i was thinking about the cosmere roleplaying game and was trying to think of a character to play and was thinking about how it would be interesting to play a spren or something.

me being my lightweaver self, would totally want to play a cryptic spren so i was trying to think of a name that like, fit the mold to already named cryptic spren (pattern, design, symbol shit like that)

i have since come up with the funniest possible name for a cryptic spren ever:

mark.