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Touching grass isn't enough I need to move to the shire and live in a hobbit hole

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Game designers have denied me impractically sexy men's armour for too long, so I shall have it in real life instead.

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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all shapeshifters are trans🏳️‍⚧️ sorry i don't make the rules, i just follow them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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phantom has been caught loafing and will be executed at dawn

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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You're a dragon, but instead of gold, you hoard knowledge and the brilliant minds who create it. A knight in shining armor finally tracks you down, not to rescue a princess, but to ask if you're hiring a research assistant.

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror