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I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
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Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
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Rami Malek’s facial expressions are the description of my whole life.
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When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down:
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I propose we make her Queen For A Day
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Sourpuss
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I fits. I sits.
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That beauty sleep
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