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"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

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Story about a ragtag space crew who crashland on a new planet and have to pull together to survive. After multiple years, they're able to send out a distress signal and activate emergency systems to get themselves back into space, but something goes wrong and the rescue vessel doesn't arrive. They manage to find a way off-planet and into their own vessel which is still in orbit, right as a major disaster wipes out their camp planetside; as they leave orbit systems on their vessel start to fail, and it becomes clear that these were preinstalled failsafes. They're being sabotaged! What big secret have they uncovered, that The Company is so desperate to bury??

There isn't one. The Company gave them up for dead and only became aware of their survival when their distress systems called fro a rescue vessel. Now they're trying to wipe them out at a distance in a plausibly deniable way before they reach civilisation, because if it becomes known that people survived then they'll be owed almost a decade's worth of back pay as per their employment contracts, and that would reduce shareholder profits this quarter, which is of course unacceptable.

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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Ceramic beetles by Ross DeWayne Campbell

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Me with bed bugs

my housemate was in charge of handling fruit-fly swarm invasions, but she moved out and I don't know how to set all the special traps and sticky papers etc, so I've just been grabbing them out of the air one by one. they're almost gone now

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Took a risk and it paid off

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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absolutely kills me that newly hatched scorpions are called scorplings btw. thats baby........