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hi

if you're a writeblr please reblog this cuz i need more people to follow ~ !

feel free to link your wip intro post on here, too! or tell me more about it. i'd love to hear.

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imagine

Your f/o is laid down on the bed after a long day. You come in and climb on top of them, leaving no time before you’re close, in their face, and in a soft whisper you tell them how beautiful they are, followed by a gentle kiss to the nose.

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT PRO WRITING AID BEFORE?! THIS THING IS FUCKING GLORIOUS. HOLY SHIT. LOOK AT THIS.

IT GIVES YOU A WHOLE DAMN REPORT ON YOUR WRITING AND WALKS YOU THROUGH HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER AND WHY IT IS SUGGESTING CHANGES. THIS IS JUST A TINY CHUNK OF THE HUGE REPORT IT GAVE ME ON THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ONE OF MY PROJECTS. I AM IN LOVE.

AND IT WORKS WITH SCRIVENER. AND IT IS AFFORDABLE.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!

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Prompts for Fanfic Writer's

Ansty Prompts

"You don't understand-" "Then teach me!"

"How.... how long has this been going on?"

"*instert name* did WHAT to you?"

"*instert name*, what's that on your arm?"

"I love you more then I love myself!"

"I-Im sorry, I didnt mean to! P-please dont... please dont hurt me."

"Do you even love me?"

"What are you hiding from me?"

"Fine! Go ahead! Leave!"

"I never cared about you."

"You were just a game! Why dont you understand that!"

"You only asked me out because you were dared too?"

"Who are you?"

"Baby, it's not what you think!"

"I dont ok!"

"Why do you care?"

"Fuck off! I dont need you!"

"You need me! Without me you're nothing and you know it!"

"You shouldn't dress like that. That's only for *instert gender*. You're making everyone uncomfortable."

"Maybe you'd be better off if I left you be."

"You deserve better I... I cant give you what you need."

"Repression leads to depression."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

Fluffy Prompts

"Baby, you're exhausted. You need to take a break."

"I love you to the moon and back."

"You're the yee to my haw."

"God, you look so cute in my sweater."

"You should wear my clothes more often."

"How.... how did you even manage this!?!?"

"I... do I even want to know?"

"I emotion you."

"It's ok to feel you know."

"You... bought me a dog/cat?"

"I didn't know you had a twin brother?"

"You're so smol."

"I hate you." "*plays a recording of the other saying 'I love you'" ".....jackass"

"Is that my hoodie?"

"So, basically, Ive been madly in love with you since we were 12."

"...Im *instert gender identity/sexuality*."

"HOW DID YOU GET FOOTPRINTS ON THE FUCKING CEILING!?!??!"

Age Regression Prompts

(not sexual or ageplay)

"Oh, hey there little one."

"Hey, hey, don't cry. It's ok!"

"Honey, no, you have to have dinner first."

"How old are you?"

"Awww! You're so cute!"

"You want a bedtime story?"

"How.... how the fuck did you get on top of the frigde!?!?!"

"What's that?"

"Hey, *instert name*, why did I find a pacifier on your bed?"

"Wanna watch a disney movie, little prince/princess/royalty?"

"I cant find *instert stuffie name here*!"

"Baby, I understand you're upset, but we don't hit."

"Hands out of the cookie jar!"

"Little one, stop throwing a tanturm."

"WHERE DID YOU GO!?!?!?"

"I lost the baby, *instert name* is gonna kill me!"

"What are you doing, silly?"

"Do you want your paci, little one?"

"*instert name*, looky! I drew you a picutre! You like?"

"I can take care of you too, you know."

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A KNIFE!?!?!"

"I can take care of myself!"

"Stop treating me like baby!"

"I am a big boy/girl/kiddo!"

"Fuck!" "Where did you hear that from?!?"

"You want me to babysit?"

"You want to leave me alone with a regressed *instert name* for 4 hours?" "Yes." "....and you say I'm the stuipd one."

"WHY ARE YOU ON THE CIELING!?!?"

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Okay Writeblr

I’m in the middle of renovating this into a (mostly) writing blog. And you know what that means, don’tcha? I need to FOLLOW folks. So, if you would so kindly…

Reblog If:

You run a writeblr.

You post advice about writing.

You post information about books.

You have a WIP you want me to mercilessly tear apart offer critiques on.

You’re doing NaNoWrimo

You post pictures of cute animals.

You post pictures of spiders.

You post none of those things but have an A++++ Blog and are a stellar human being.

I’ll take a look at each reblog and follow you if I like your blog. 

P.S. I also likes monsters and mythical creatures. 

P.S.S. And old movies.

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I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

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Prompt #232

“Awwww, does that hurt? Good.”

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A heads up for y’all:

Tumblr is apparently getting pretty serious about deleting people with multiple unused URLs for violating community guidelines. If you’re going to use multiple URLs for whatever reason (you’re saving one for a cool blog idea you’ve got, you’re seeing what combos of header and background the blog generator spits out, you’re a pastel moodboard blogger and you’ve gotta differentiate between dusty rose, millennial pink, and rose gold, you’re trying to follow in aquafresh’s steps and re-start woody’s roundup) - WHATEVER the reason - you have to use those blogs like blogs. If you’ve got an empty sideblog URL (even just ONE empty blog) Tumblr may decide to treat it like a bot and delete your whole ass blog.

This is ESPECIALLY true if there’s a recent uptick in bot activity on tumblr (and I can’t be the only one who has gotten twenty messages about “pics for u” this week).

So if you’re generating new URLs please put something on them.

Signed,  - that weirdo with a million sideblogs who doesn’t want to see you get deleted

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Do you look at the stars and ever think about what we used to have

do you ever think about the first time we said I love you to each other

do you ever think about that

are you ever sorry for what you did

it would surprise me if you even had a heart

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I don't regret that night

I don't regret it at all

you always stood so tall

but to see you like this to see you fall in love with me

I do regret I'm grabbing your collar and pulling you in for one last kiss

I do regret missing you I do regret going to that party seeing you again

but I don't regret that night at all

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Person A: “….You’ll grow sick of me eventually, everyone does.”

Person B: “I wont.”

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today is the only day you can reblog this

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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How to write fic for Black characters: a guide for non-Black fans

Don’t characterize a Black character as sassy or thuggish, especially when the character in question is can be described in literally ten thousand other ways..

Don’t describe Black characters as chocolate, coffee, or any sort of food item.

Don’t highlight the race of Black characters (ie, “the dark man” or “the brown woman”) if you don’t highlight the race of white characters.

Think very carefully about that antebellum slavery or Jim Crow AU fic as a backdrop for your romance.

If you’re not fluent with AAVE, don’t use it to try to look cool or edgy. You look corny as hell.

Don’t use Black characters as a prop for the non-Black characters you’re actually interested in.

Keep “unpopular opinions” about racism, Black Lives Matter, and other issues pertinent to Black folks out the mouths of Black characters. We know what the fuck you’re doing with that and need to stop.

Don’t assume a Black character likes or hates a certain food, music, or piece of pop culture.

You can make a Black character’s race pertinent without doing it like this.

Be extremely careful about insinuating that one or more of a Black character’s physical features are dirty, unclean, or ugly.

Feel free to add more.

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Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

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know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets