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The Lore of Adventures in the Forgotten Realms: Orcus, Prince of Undeath

“Orcus is the Demon Prince of Undeath, known as the Blood Lord. He takes some pleasure in the sufferings of the living but far prefers the company and service of the undead. His desire is to see all life quenched and the Multiverse transformed into a vast necropolis populated solely by undead creatures under his command.

Orcus rewards those who spread death in his name by granting them a small portion of his power. The least of these become ghouls and zombies who serve in his legions, while his favored servants are the cultists and necromancers who murder the living and then manipulate the dead, emulating their dread master.

Orcus is a bestial creature of corruption with a diseased, decaying look. He has the lower torso of a goat and a humanoid upper body with a corpulent belly swollen with rot. Great bat wings sprout from his shoulders, and his head is like the skull of a goat, the flesh nearly rotted from it. In one hand, he wields the legendary Wand of Orcus.”

Art by Andrew Mar

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avacyn

i never finished this but i still like the concept

back when i wanted to try and be an mtg artist

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The Lore of Innistrad: Crimson Vow - Runo Stromkirk

“The progenitor of the Stromkirk vampire bloodline, Runo Stromkirk was a high priest in the service of an ancient god of the sea and storms. The vampires of his line are still drawn to the new cults arising in Nephalia. Runo himself has occasionally worshipped alongside mad human cultists on the Nephalian coast. With the onset of eternal night, Runo has decided the time is nigh to summon Krothuss, a legendary kraken said to be more powerful than the Kralmar itself.”

Art by Matt Stewart and Xiaobotong

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Now that the Jacetice League is sorta scattered, mtg’s next big group should be a suicide squad of Vraska, Kaya, Ral, Liliana, and Nahiri because, and I can’t stress this enough, it would be really really funny

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Mo' Ob, Mo' Problems :(

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:)

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This blog is still technically dead, I'm just rising from the grave real quick out of appreciation for all the lgbt+ characters in New Capenna

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having a demon boyfriend would be so great because you could hang your shopping bags on his horns and hold hands while buying groceries

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HYPE

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mean :(

From MtGJP Twitter

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"Everyone! Count the bones inside of you, I need to make sure if those I'm holding are extras or one of yours."

Party’s Cleric, taking care of everyone’s health after a particularly bloody combat.

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im crying so hard rn. nobody talk to me.

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This will never NOT be funny

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♡ Chandra Nalaar (Magic: The Gathering) - Nendoroid

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The Lore of Innistrad: Midnight Hunt - Lier, Disciple of the Drowned

“Beneath the waves, lost gods stir in their slumber.

Lier is the sinister and powerful high priest of a cult that worships an ancient god of sea and storms. The cult, covertly founded by the vampire Runo Stromkirk many decades ago, has never had a more fervent priest than Lier. He preaches that the surface is covered in horrors, a sure sign that humanity was not meant to tread upon it. When their god returns, he claims, the oceans will overtake the surface and the worthy will be escorted to a paradise beneath the waves. These claims are currently uncited.”

Art by Ekaterina Burmak

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pros of living on ravnica:

no one goes hungry (thanks, golgari!)

indoor plumbing

guilds take care of you if you join them

simic do some free surgeries (but watch out!)

looks cool as shit

coffee

cons of living on ravnica:

police state

murder is legal

the demon-worshipping cannibal clown cult is a main political faction

verdict: vacation on kaladesh instead