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“Why do you watch Hogan’s Heroes?”

It’s silly. It shits on nazis. It’s got attractive people in it. What more could you want?

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Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons - Sgt. Andrew J. Carter (Hogan’s Heroes)

“I’ll design my greatest bomb.”

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Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

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Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink on Hogan’s Heroes

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🌹 and a short king 🌹

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@pazithigallifreya a fine lookin' fellow!

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Hogan's Heroes - BTS Cast Photos

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The Klink Commandos (s5 e3): Klink and Hogan's men together head to the Russian front on a suicide mission to steal some secret documents.

Praise the Fuhrer and Pass the Ammunition (s2 e19): Nearby war games inspire Hogan to replace some of the blank German ammunition with live ammo, using Klink's birthday as a diversion.

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Hogan Springs (s2 e7): Rusted-out plumbing collapses the emergency tunnel just as Hogan needs to get four Underground leaders out of Germany, so he creates a health spa.

Monkey Business (s3 e29): Hogan's latest escapee is a chimp from the local zoo who helps them deliver a radio part to the underground.

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Go Light on the Heavy Water (s1 e9): Hogan convinces Kommandant Klink that the heavy water being stored at Stalag 13 is a youth potion.

Axis Annie (s3 e23): Using the German propaganda radio network, Hogan gets information to the underground.

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Easy Come, Easy Go (s6 e15): Colonel Hogan and Commandant Klink go to London to steal a plane as part of a plan to ferret out German spies in England.

Hold That Tiger (s1 e2): Learning that the German army is manufacturing an improved Tiger tank, Hogan and his men are determined to steal one, so they can disassemble it and make blueprints for the Allies.

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An Evening of Generals (s3 e13): Posing as waiters, the heroes want to get rid of a room full of German generals.

Fat Hermann, Go Home (s5 e17): Marya, the White Russian, uses Schultz to impersonate Goering just as Hogan is trying to save a trainload of stolen art.

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bisexual Hogan

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I mean look at her, how could you not trust her?

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What a pretty lady!