iamaprofessionalgamer
iamaprofessionalgamer
I Am A Professional Gamer
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I am a Professional Gamer. I play games, professionally. 38
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 2 days ago
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Unicorns are over rated. I want a mutual. Someone who enjoys sitting on my face as much as giving me head. Someone to stare me in the face when I bust inside them. Someone who enjoys anal as much as I do. Someone I can plan with. Someone who smokes with me or isn’t affected by my medical usage. Someone I can cook for and enjoys the food I make them.
That’s not unicorn hunting, that’s having standards. That’s knowing what you want and being steadfast in finding that type of person. Otherwise it’s not going to work, I’m gonna be left like I am now, feeling abandoned by the person I invested my time, money, and life into.
I’m not getting these things now and it’s making this transition period that much more difficult to not have the company of another person. I’m not going to settle and goddamnit if that makes me an incel I don’t care. I want what I want and I’ve not gotten it and now I know my self worth so the way I see I can get laid whenever I want. I’m just not going to lower my standards anymore. I did that and I regret it, I gave myself 100% to this person only to be treated like a butler, personal chef, chauffeur, accountant, manager, maid, repair tech, and babysitter. I’m not getting paid for any of those things and the sex has been cutoff so I’m done I’m moving on and when the time is right I’m filing for divorce. I don’t care if I have to move in with roommates. I need to exit this situation I’ve now been trapped inside.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 2 days ago
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Her banned my account bc I left a review on the IoS app store about my experience on the app. There’s a reason these so called dating apps have retention issues, use bots to simulate actual interactions, and generally don’t work for the majority of people.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 6 days ago
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I want to go out tonight but I’m not going to date myself. These dating apps suck ass! Why tf is it so hard to meet another adult for dinner drinks and have her sit on my face like cmon my expectations are not unrealistic or unreasonable here I eat ass wtf why am I spending another weekend by myself at home alone someone ffs take me out to the Brazilian steakhouse I’ll fucking pay I just don’t want to go alone and end up jerking it once again fuck
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 6 days ago
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Daddy needs a ride
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 7 days ago
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I bet I could chop Star Wars in its entirety down to a 2 hr long movie by removing all the extra bits.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 7 days ago
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Trans women are women. #trans #women #transfem #gender #lgbt
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 10 days ago
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Tumblr makes ad money off me in exchange for pictures of tits and ass.
I don’t see tits and ass, I close the app. Sometimes I leave the ads to increase Tumblr’s payout. A few of those ads even converted into me downloading the app.
So there’s a direct correlation between tits, ass, and ad revenue in relation to Tumblr’s ToS and policies. Removing tits and ass from the platform loses them metrics and money.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 11 days ago
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No I don’t care about your OF. I have Fansly, it’s better, go sub to mine or gtfo out of my face bitch.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 12 days ago
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I am ugly and unlovable.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 12 days ago
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It’s not a “dating app” if there’s a perpetually empty inbox, no responses and no dates.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 15 days ago
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T.A.C.O.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 18 days ago
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Disney is the absolute worst when they have the most potential to be the best.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 26 days ago
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All of these dating apps suck. All of them have failed to even land me a date. I wanted to date so I joined dating apps. Then I got ignored, no messages in my inbox, and never went physically in person anywhere with another human being. So they aren’t dating apps, they’re profit machines with me as the product. That’s why I’ve deleted my profiles. It doesn’t matter, I’m not a 7 foot tall freak in fiance that drives a porsche so that means I’m not wanted.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 26 days ago
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The worst decision I made through this process was sacrificing my own time and energy on family that doesn’t appreciate me. I’ve been neglecting my own needs while meeting theirs.
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 26 days ago
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Watching porn instead of being able to spend time with someone is depressing
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 1 month ago
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Your ham sandwich is ready!
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iamaprofessionalgamer · 1 month ago
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I might as well be speaking into a void
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