iamgrimalkin

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how did everyone became so hot suddenly

I saw this and i felt inspired.

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I’M DECEASED

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You know what doesn’t fuck around?

Australian children’s books on animals

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me when i cook something using a wooden spoon

æh yës… myë Dwærvën Brjëw…. Händ Chürnëd….

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u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

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Me, lying dramatically on a chaise lounge chair in an evening gown: Why do the people ADORE me so, Gustav? Is it because I have such refined TASTE?

Gustav, my butler, holding a tray of silver and looking pained: Well, my lady, could it be your extensive collection of tacky Halloween decor?

Me, snapping my fingers and sitting up suddenly: YES, Gustav! Yes exactly! Oh, you’re a genius, a DOLL. WHAT would I do without you??

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You would not believe your eye

If sangwoo lets bumi die

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Oh no oh fucking no guys I found killing stalking now I have to break into someone's house and have them abuse me horribly over a few months oh god why does fiction effect reality

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Some spells gettin’ a little too wild now-a-days, like: 

“In oRdEr TO aTtrAcT LoVe, SnOrT sOMe LaVendER aNd ShOvE rOse quARTz uP yOUr aSS”

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BY A WHAT

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I put on glittery lipgloss and took selfies and now my mental illness is cured what’s up