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Me: I saw a meme that went smth like "if someone is discriminating you, draw them pregnant!"

[We are italian, so the word for pregnant is "incinta". I said the word "incinto", thinking that in italian this is one of the words that change genre when you refer to a man or a woman - our language has male for gender neutral🤨😥😑. Anyway, according to my brother, I got it all wrong.]

My brother: you know it's the same verb for all genres?

Me: verb? It's a name... ? Wait omg you just found a word of which I can't do the grammatical analysis. But anyway given how you use it in grammar it should be a name or an adjective.

My brother: but is it "in cinta" or "incinta"?

Me: *totally dies of laughter* BRO? IT'S ONE WORD💀

My brother: fortunately nobody asked me to write that word

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"Writing stories in narrative means writing about a conflict" bro I'm a people pleaser😭

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While going to my morning class I saw a black car parked literally like this on the street:

A champion😒💀

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Me: *keeps count of yellow cars (mostly pandas lol) he sees while the other is at work*

Me when we see each other:

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"Why is this traffic light here? Nobody goes in that direction with cars." I thought, while stopping in order to wait for the green lights, as I was on foot.

In that precise moment, I, then, saw track-kun who would have kissed me in the face if I took just one step ahead💀

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I'm at a point where my parents were talking in the other room and they are like "oh yeah he must be studying for college on his phone, in his bed"

BRUH I'M WRITING SMUT?