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Happy Birthday to the boy who lived—barely. Raised by narcissists, handed a prophecy, given zero therapy, and still showed up. If you’ve ever been the emotionally duct-taped hero in your own life, welcome to the club. 🎂⚡🧙‍♂️

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You, your plant, and a walk around the block. That’s the sacred Sunday we all need.

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It’s July 14, aka Haymitch Abernathy Feral Club Day—a sacred day for the tired, the sarcastic, and the emotionally duct-taped among us. If you’re feral but functional, you belong here. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️🥃

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📸 It’s All-American Pet Photo Day! My pets look like models. I look like a cryptid in leggings. I’m fine. Totally fine. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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🏹 It’s Reaping Day, and once again I’ve been mentally volunteered for things I never signed up for. May the odds be ever in your favor—but if they’re not? Let chaos reign. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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Some of y’all are trying to be top dog with cold bun energy. Not today. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? It’s National Hot Dog Month and this grill is for the bold.

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It’s June 30. Time’s fake. I’m unwell. And today is International Asteroid Day, which honestly feels like a warning. If you’re crawling toward July, let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️☄️ #MondayMayhem

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Tony Stark tried to ascend and froze his jet boots off. Peter tried to walk on water and sank. Moral of the story? Your early faith always malfunctions a little. Mark II — Baptism by Ice is live. Come to Squirrel Meeting. ❄️🔥

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It’s June 28 and I’m running on expired snacks, sarcastic defiance, and the hope that nobody notices I forgot everything this week. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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Today is PTSD Awareness Day. Spoiler alert: we’re already aware. What we need is fewer clichés, more compassion, and maybe a Bruce of our own. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? #FeralFriday #PTSDIsNotAVibe #SurvivingLoudly

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Today’s not a cozy post. It’s about addiction. About torture. About the systems that thrive when we stay quiet. So I’m not staying quiet. If you’re hurting, I see you. If you’ve survived, I honor you. And if you’re just now waking up to all of it—welcome. It’s a lot. But you’re not alone. 🖤🐾🧨

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It’s June 25. My goals are toast, my calendar is a joke, and I’ve emotionally flatlined into “whatever” energy. Read this if your summer vibe is “surviving, but spicy.” #WisdomAndChaos #ComeToSquirrelMoment #CrispyNotBroken

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Just because I make it look easy doesn’t mean I’m doing it for free. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? I’m not your unpaid expert—I’m just done being nice about it. #TruthBombTuesday #RespectMyTime

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Tangent Thursday: Bixby, The Dumbest AI to Ever Exist

If you’ve ever tried using Bixby, you know true frustration. Samsung’s “smart assistant” is about as useful as a potato with a WiFi signal.

Let’s talk about Bixby, Samsung’s so-called “AI assistant.” And by “assistant,” I mean technological failure so profound that it actively makes my life worse. I don’t know what kind of corporate fever dream led Samsung to believe they needed their own AI, but here we are, stuck with the dumbest digital assistant known to man. Bixby isn’t just bad—it’s so bad that even Alexa looks competent. Even…

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Wisdom & Chaos Wednesday: The Fine Art of Barely Holding It Together

Life tip: Walk into every situation like you meant for things to go this way, and people will believe you. Need help perfecting the fine art of controlled chaos? Read this.

Or, How to Convince the World You Have a Plan When You Absolutely Do Not Look, some people were born with an internal GPS guiding them through life with well-planned decisions, scheduled routines, and probably a retirement fund that isn’t just wishful thinking. Then there’s the rest of us—surviving on blind confidence, caffeine, and the occasional panic-induced moment of genius. And honestly?…

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Truth Bomb Tuesday: Your “Support” Isn’t Supporting Me, Karen.

Your “I’m so proud of you!” comment means nothing if you won’t actually support small businesses. Clapping from the sidelines doesn’t pay bills. Let’s talk about performative support and why it’s a problem.

Alright, let’s talk about performative support—aka the art of acting like you care while doing the absolute bare minimum. You know the type. They’ll comment “So proud of you, babe! ❤️” on your latest business post but wouldn’t dare actually purchase anything. Or the ones who lovingly remind you to “charge what you’re worth” but immediately disappear the moment they see your prices. Or, my…

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Monday Mayhem: The Weekend Was a Scam, and Monday is Coming for Blood

Monday came in loud and uninvited, demanding productivity while I’m still over here wondering how the weekend disappeared so fast. If you, too, are struggling to function, grab coffee and fake it with me.

Listen. I don’t know what happened this weekend, but I blinked, and now it’s Monday, and I am not okay. I had plans. Big, beautiful, responsible adult plans. Plans to clean, be productive, work on my business, and maybe—just maybe—start the week ahead of schedule instead of violently behind. But instead? The weekend pulled a disappearing act, and now I’m standing here, looking at Monday…