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“CHORUS: Brave girl. KASSANDRA: People never say that to a lucky person, do they?”
— Aeschylus, Agamemnon (trans. Anne Carson)
#I remember learning about kassandra of troy as a kid and being like 'ohh yeah this is gonna be huge for me'#I don't even remember how I learned about her I just know that there was an instant connection like yes. me too girl#quote#kassandra#kassandra of troy#cassandra of troy
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Luke knows some Taylor Swift's songs by heart because Penelope is a 100% Swiftie. You can catch him humming them when he thinks he's alone.
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on the one hand I REALLY hate how some streaming services will just give you the same 5 ads over and over however there is an upside to it and that upside is getting to see katie marovitch every time I get an ad break on criminal minds like omg hi katie what are you doing here
#I hate that streaming services have ads in general if I'm honest#I'm already paying your ass monthly and you need MORE money??#(john mulaney voice) you fUCKIN SPENT IT ALREADY???#especially since I'm watching it on disney+#you're one of the richest entertainment companies in the world and you need my money THAT badly??#not that that's really the point#katie marovitch#streaming services#criminal minds
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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt
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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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video game equivalent of stubbing your toe
video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage
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i know in my heart of hearts, Jesters Sendings are gonna get the nerf hammer so hard JUST to save money and effort on guest VA's aspects, by my god, I want them to still be in the show
#god I really hope they go peanuts parents style it'd be so fucking funny#'hiii this is jester how are u doing :) wait so how many words do I have left?' only to be met with WAH WO WOH WOMP WHA WOH WO WHOMP'#critical role#mighty nein#mighty nein animated#jester lavorre#peanuts comics
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alright i'm finally done with my day. time to like all your posts. form a single file line
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Missing Caduceus Clay i'm already excited to see his design in the animated series
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Mighty Nein animated show release date just dropped Caleb Widogast is dragging me back into Critical Role by the ankles
#RELEASE ME#i'm back in the fucking building again#you guys I can't even express how insane I am about caleb widogast they can't do this to me#I've been so not normal about him since like 2020#my wife is coming home#my favorite dirty wizard#i missed him so bad#AND HES SPEAKING ZEMNIAN IN THE TEASER OUGHHH MY GOD WE ARE SO BACK#we are so fucking back#hashtag need that#my shaylaaaa#the animation looks so cool#caleb looks exactly how I imagined him too we are so back we are so back#im normal about this#im normal.#JESTER LOOKS SO CUTE TOO OH MY GOD#yasha is so gorgeous i missed her#i'm so sorry for the person im going to become on november 19th#caleb widogast#liam o'brien#critical role#dnd#matt mercer#jester lavorre#yasha nydoorin#the mighty nein#mighty nein#amazon prime
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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:
Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.
These two are absolutely enbyfriends.
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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings
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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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