Omi He/They/She 20 my gender is being a massive faggot and occasionally a cowboy
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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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Accurate photo of what it seen at the tit tour due to needing glasses
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Spoiler free image of what tit looked like for me since I need glasses for anyone who can't go
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you guys need to stop calling gerard "michael romance" when THE michael romance is RIGHT THERE !!!!!! (mikey)
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I've took one for the team. Phil no longer has to get nordVPN Sponsers as I lost my merch shirt and had to get a new one. Use Code Dumbass for 15% off on your next purchase
#danielhowell#amazing phil#dan and phil#terrible influence tour#to the person on row y near seat 38 who got a free merch shirt i hope you enjoy it
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mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly

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"I'm warning you with peace and love"
Well I'm warning you with a gun so I think you should put your hands where I can see them ringo
#the beatles#ringo starr#my friend made me delete the first post since i got the quote wrong#1v1 me ringo starr the narator of thomas the tank engine
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Using my old phone that's begging for death and can barely turn on as a vessel for my music since it still has a headphone jack
#whichever evil demon out there decided phones dont need a headphone jack im gling to find you#im not joking im willing to get jailed if phones can have a headphone jack again#like my new phone works but at what cost#the cost is me nearly having a breakdown trying to find the right side for my bluetooth headphone#i didnt find it#genuinely nearly cried#this old phone will probably blow me up in my sleep but its worth it for music in botb ears#also wired headphones cost 6.99 at my work and bluetooth ones that dont hurt my ears cost 20 so really its a long term investment#im buying mp3 player out of nessessity at this rate
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Rip Cassandra Dimitrescu you would have loved to hold space for defying gravity
#cassandra dimitrescu#re8#resident evil#resident lover#thought of this while sleep deprived at work#so cassandra core of me#instead of a mountain of coffee cups its a sea of monster cans
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guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva
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if I was a vampire I’d be doing stupid shit like testing if a small cross or a small crucifix is more effective in repelling me
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Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.
Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.
Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.
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FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I NEED CASSANDRA MORE THAN I NEED OXYGEN
on a leash
#re8#re8 village#resident evil#cassandra dimitrescu#god i wish women were real#the day scientists tell me vampires are real is the day i quit my day job anf become a bloodbag
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cassandra fucking eating you
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