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Subtle insults:

I feel like you are very involved in your local HOA

You seem like the type to really care about their property values

I fucking hate you and want your car to get hit by a very fast train

I can see you have no need for the bus

Wow, I can see the historic 1950s feel of your neighborhood

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“Everywhere, everything // wanna love you ‘til we’re food for the worms to eat”

I’ve decided I am just gonna skip around between the bachelors/bachelorettes i couldn’t wait to draw this man any longer…my wife!!!! My beloved wife!!!!! ugh he’s just too CUTE I’m honestly really proud of this design 🥺 absolutely hate the jacket he wears in game if I’m being so honest he is such a cozy sweater/sweater vest guy to me…also I know everyone’s attached him to Too Sweet Hozier and thats great and all but I think people are sleeping on just how Noah Kahan coded he is? He can be both i think 🫡

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sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

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self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

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self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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Dysautonomia is so annoying. I'm trying so hard to be good about getting more calories and eating consistent meals (take that executive dysfunction), but as soon as I eat, my body needs to lie down.

Like, what's that girl? Little Timmy fell down a well? We need to use the digestive system? Better shut down the rest of the body. Energy for productivity? Hahaha, bless your soul. No. No, we won't be doing that. Nighty night.

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"I accept!"

redraw of my older art from few months ago

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After a lil break of no Harveys, i needed to put him back into his lil outfit (which i stole from Tom Cardy's H.S video lol)

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@a-sentient-cup

HATSUNE MOO DENG

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hello friends, i've had to dip into my fundraiser savings a little bit this week to gas up my car and eat. i expected that to happen at some point and i was planning on using the leftover funds to support myself once the van build is done, but i still need to save at the moment!

please consider donating any amount to help sustain me while i save for a van so i can move out of my car 🙏

ca

kf

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i want to take the time to talk about a series of disabilities that no one takes seriously or even recognizes as a disability, which is food intolerances, and allergies. if a person can get sick if they eat the wrong foods, they are disabled, as this illness will make them unable to function all because they ate the wrong food. it's not okay to guilt someone for seeking foods that won't injure them.

in 2022, i began to lose my ability to digest land meats (pork, chicken, cow, etc.), animal milks, and eggs. it started slowly but quickly progressed to every type of land meat. i am only able to digest seafood, plants, nuts, seeds safely without becoming horribly sick. i tried to buy cow's milk because it is cheaper recently and became so ill it was genuinely traumatic. i have never been that sick in my life before. i cannot safely ingest cow's milk, the cheaper option, because it will injure me for several days or even weeks at a time. this happens to me with all land meats as well.

i cannot eat eggs. i cannot fried rice that has egg, i cannot eat most sauces like mayo or ranch dressing because of their high egg content. i cannot eat anything dressed in mayo as a sauce. anything that is baked or brushed or washed with egg is a risk. my digestive system really hates eggs in particular and they are inescapable.

people who can't digest or process lactose, gluten, meats, seafood, eggs, nuts, seeds, beans, fiber, certain fats, proteins or sugars don't have their needs considered very often, nor taken seriously, especially when that person is poor. people with digestive issues need to be able to eat foods that don't hurt us- it's not our faults that alternative milks, breads, pizzas, snacks, sauces, dips, spreads, meats and more are significantly more expensive. we still need to be able to eat foods that don't harm us regardless of how much money we make.

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It was hard to have an abortion in the United States before Roe fell, and now it is even harder.

I teamed up with Sex Ed with DB to explore the various barriers to abortion access. Beyond the legal landscape, there are many things that can prevent someone from getting care.

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gaza-evacuation-funds

My name is Maram Ashour, a 26-year-old mother from Gaza. I'm seeking donations to help save my family from the dangers of war. We fled Gaza during a difficult time, and my daughter Hoor was born under harsh conditions, lacking proper healthcare and vaccinations. We are now living in a tent in Deir al-Balah, facing extreme temperatures, disease, and food shortages. My son Amir has known nothing but the terror of bombings.

Our goal is to raise enough funds to leave Gaza and find a safe place for our children to live in peace and dignity. Every donation, no matter the size, will help us build a better life. Please share this campaign with others. Thank you.

@nabulsi @el-shab-hussein @wellwaterhysteria @sar-soor @irhabiya @appsa @stuckinapril

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i'll keep this brief to spare your dash:

27 person family, trapped in gaza

injured and sick members, young kids, and elderly

displaced 8 times, currently separated & sleeping on the streets

less than $1k USD to reach their goal

verified / donate here

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I DID IT. I FINALLY DID IT. THE BUG TAROT DECK IS COMPLETE!!!

🐛🦋🐞🪲🦟🪳🐜🦗🕷️🪰🕸️

y’all this took FIVE MONTHS…… almost a whole half a year…. it felt like it took just forever tbh but now it’s over… and READY TO BE MADE 💗💗💗

unfortunately I am poor and can’t make these without support- BUT if you like supporting queer disabled artists, and getting a cool hand drawn tarot deck out of it (and maybe some cool extras? I’m still working out what those might be!) I am running a Kickstarter project for these launching on September 24th!!

reward tiers include:

- $1-$39 just for support!

- $40 for a Major Arcana only set (22 cards)

- $50 for a Major + Minor Arcana set (full 78 cards)

- $75 for a full 78 card set WITH SILVER GILDED CARD EDGES!!

I also made a short video! it’s a little amateurish but hey it works well enough, and you can see the themes for the minor arcana in it!

link to the kickstarter!! we’ll be launching on the 24th but you can follow it now to be notified!!

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help me escape homelessness and live with my lover!

If you can't help me with donations, reblogs are always appreciated!

Also I have hella bad waiting mode anxiety that is made better by knowing what to expect after what I'm waiting for happens, so if anybody wants to tell me how this process will go, I would greatly appreciate it.

Bonus points if you give me some ideas in the notes of mundane things to do with my wife!