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Y'know trying to be anti-capitalist is a real struggle when in the presence of trinkets and collectibles
#If I buy this I'm telling the corporations that it's okay to sell low quality slop... But also.... This Bakugan is calling to me#The Bakugan falloff must be study I'm telling you why the hell can they fuse it's not right.#Not you Gundam my beloved your quality is as good as ever (my wallet screams every time I enter a hobby shop)#I recently came upon a labubu and I am incredibly ashamed. But I cannot deny its allure#I've managed to not eat at McDonald's for the last 1 and so years and I'm rather proud of that#I clearly have poor financial decisions
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i recently told my father he lacked whimsy and he gave me a very confused look.
yeah could I get a uuuuuuhhhhhhh...some whimsy? could I get some fucking whimsy up in here?
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greatest justification for every single among us I've drawn in the last 5 years and I let it rot in my Tumblr mentioned for 100 days
the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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Thinking about how many times monkeys would write this on a typewriter before hamlet
sorry for being so lostpilled. Im a lockeshit linusfag from dharmaistan currently desmondmaxxing to spam my islandbrained destinycucks mates with jacobposting.
#Hamlet apparently has 30557 words#This has 21 words#Meaning if my math is right(it's not)#Statistically this string should appear 1455 times before 1 hamlet#It'd be more accurate to do it by amount of characters but I'll be damned if I have to look at this more than I have to
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I am unfortunately not the most musically inclined so let me tell you I'm not joking when all I can think of is Weezer Blue Album
oh and Luca Brognoli: Through My Eyes.
shoutout my bro Luca
was tagged by @ginawankenobi :) <3
> You just got a kind of shitty car and it doesn't have Bluetooth. You can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. What are you getting?
ooh, this is hard!
1—glass houses - billy joel
2—warning - green day
3—everything under the sun - jukebox the ghost
4—teens of denial ‐ car seat headrest
5—hesitant alien - gerard way
6—eyes wide, tongue-tied - the fratellis
7—tragic kingdom - no doubt
mostly just basing this off some of my favs here :) but also what I think would be fun to sing along to in the car, lol
who to tag... @bagelcult @melatoningummiz @thevampirecrow @uncertaininnit @spoofaloofa have you guys done this yet
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It sure is an impression

No art of mine can ever reach beyond what I have done today. I fear. This is my magnum opus. I’ve peaked already and this is the final culmination of all my creative efforts as one brilliant masterpiece
Context: Got the card as a freebie from a package, quipped about treating it as a lomo card and keeping him around with me like he’s a K-Pop idol, joke unfortunately materialised and now toploader deco Sherlock is reality
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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
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acrgv as I live and breathe
Warriors is so awesome bc 2/3rds of the second book in the series is this and nothing else
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what a terrible terrible day to have eyes





So anyways I watched Saw for the first time
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Chocolate, I too am a basic bitch
Salted caramel Tony's Chocolonely
7-11 sells these sour gummy drops but I can't for the life of me remember the name of it
Popcorn, always popcorn, I will die on this hill
C+ or ramune if it's available (I don't live in Asia anymore so I never get to have them cause it's so expensive), Coke most of the time
i cant sleeeeeppp (friend at sleepover voice) whats everyones favorite
1) pocky flavor
2) chocolate
3) sweet snack
4) salty/savory snack
5) soft drink
#My friends know how deep the popcorn obsession goes#Woe is the one who cannot drink ramune for less that £5.99
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I cannot for the life of me figure out what to say when someone tells me about their mild inconvenience. Every time I go like "damn" or "ouch" and it must be so annoying to them that I'm not giving a proper response but I just. Don't know what to say???
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you should probably NOT draw that
ou h my god i think i will throw u.p. Time to give Charlie Pace all of my period cramps
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wise
how it feels to say "well in the comics-"
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