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obi-wan showing up while luke is in self-imposed exile like “this is a terrible idea....this isn’t going to help anything” and all luke says to him is “oh, worm?”
#tbt.#THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY WHY AM I LAUGHING#obi-wan giving hypocritical advice is my aesthetic tho he can't follow his own shit
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i still don’t have tags i’m a failure
#nah i'm kidding i've just been real busy#and really devoted to my constantine blog lately#when i have some more spare time i'm gonna finish getting obi set up but i am#utterly swamped gshjkdl#i've written 2 things since i revamped rip#tbt.
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where’s my boy obi-wan in battlefront wherE IS HE
#tbt.#icb i just played a kamino level without obi-wan cannoli as an available character there is no kamino w/o my boy
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icb the battlefront ii campaign ends at the end of the battle of jakku. resurrection whomst.
#spoilers /#do i tag this with spoilers or#I AM FUCKING FURIOUS LISTEN#I AM ENRAGED#THE EPILOGUE TO THE CAMPAIGN RUINED MY LIFE#tbt.
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he may have been ready to face the trials, but poor Obi-wan really was made a mentor before his time
artwork by @panharmonium
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Tumblr wouldn’t let me finish uploading the Star Wars Day requests I received, so today you get the rest! Happy Revenge of the Fifth!
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↳ STAR WARS Reimagined… Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Darth Vader
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars, s6e12 Destiny
this was a rly bittersweet sequence MAN like look at all my happy alive children but also it’s not real :((((
(click for semi-coherent sobbing captions)
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ian malcolm is the peak grey jedi
ian malcolm is the peak grey jedi
#ian malcolm is the peak grey jedi#JUST LOOK AT HIS OUTFIT#ALL BLACK W/ THE SAUCY V-NECK AND THE KENOBI MULLET??#DARK SIDE AND LIGHT SIDE COMBINED#tbt.
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obi-wan kenobi is a Fuckin Snack
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nyway obi-wan cannoli is a grey jedi and you can pry that from my COLD DEAD HANDS
#tbt.#qui-gon was a grey jedi and he would have absolutely passed that on like#obi-wan was exposed to SO MUCH of what's typically forbidden to jedi it would be impossible for him to not understand/explore#and there's no way that qui-gon would ever have been 'rules r rules!!!!' he broke so many of them he'd have to be an immense hypocrite#and he was not#obi-wan understands the failings of the jedi and the moral quandaries and isn't afraid to bend and break some rules#and is very much a grey jedi and that is the motherfucking tea
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Star Wars Curses/Slang
I’ve noticed that a lot of Star Wars blogs use current Earth slang and curses such as “Fuck” and “bitch” which do not tend exist in the Star Wars universe. With this in mind, I decided to make a handy resource of some of the curses and slang that are available. For a full list, click HERE
Bantha fodder: “Bullshit”
Blast!: An interjection of frustration
Bucketbrain: Slur for stormtroopers
Bug: Slur for a Genosian
By the Z'gag!: Exclamation of surprise used by Ruurians
Caraya’s soul: Verbalization of disbelief
Chobb’s knob!: Exclamation of surprise
Damn: Expletive used to express anger or as a positive modifier, i.e. “Damn good.”
Dirtball: Dismissive term for a planet one did not like
Dupe: Slang for TIE fighter pilot or TIE bomber
Emperor’s snowmen: Albernate name for storntroopers
Flyboy: Slang term for a hot-shot pilot
Goo: A planet’s atmosphere in TIE fighter pilot slang
Harpy: A derogatory term for a female individual
Having kittens… by the litter: Slang for someone who is panicking
Hell: Expletive
Imp: Slang for “Imperial”
In Malachor: Term used to express that one felt emphatically about something; i.e. “There is no way in Malachor that I’m going…”
Jedi Scum/Sline: Employed as an insult against Jedi
Karabast: A Lasat exclamation of frustration
Kriffing: An expletive; i.e. “Those kriffing stormtroopers.”
Kung: Huttese for “scum”
Laserbrain: An general insult
Leatherneck: A slur for Ithorians
May spice salt your wounds!: A Twi-lek insult
Moof-milker: A dimwitted individual
Mother of Kwath!: An exclamation of aggravation
Mother of Moons: An expression of surprise
Nerfherder: An insult referring to an animal of the same name
Nerve Burner: An insult suggesting that one is unstable
Peedunky: Huttese insult meaning “punk”
Pig: A derogatory term for a slovenly individual
Poodoo: Huttese term meaning “fodder” or “shit”
Pfassk: An adaptable expletive “What the pfassk does sorry do for anyone?”
Reb: Imperial slang for members of the Rebel Alliance
R’iia’s shorts!: An expression on Jakku denoting wonder or awe
Rock: A derogatory term for a planet
Rust bucket: A battered droid
Scum: Anyone undesireable
Skug: A common Zygerrian insult
Sleemo: Slimeball
Son of a bantha: An insult
Spaced: Slang used by travelers meaning “dead” or “killed”
Spice: A type of dangerous narcotic mind in Kessel.
Stang: Slang term of frustration
Stars!: A general purpose exclamtation to express frustration or excitement
Switch off!: Droid equivalent to “Shut up!”
Tailhead: Derogatory slang for Twi-leks
Wastoid: A derogatory term
What in the blazes: Expression of of surprise
What the…: General purpose expression used throughout the galaxy
What the Sith: General purpose exclamation
Witch: A derogatory term for a female or a term for those who cast actual magick
Wrench-jockey: Repair droid
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October 21st, 1956 - December 27th, 2016
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i’m gonna finish up verses tomorrow and launch a starter call, gnight!
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HERE COMES THE GENERAL.
( art credit: roby amor. )
#( self promo. ) ORDER OF THE OLIVE.#i. really like this tbh#this is one of the better shitty edits i've done
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will i ever fucking finish setting this blog up and start writing!! who knows!!!!
#tbt.#i'm visiting with family until jan 13#and for a solid week of that i'll be taking care of my grandma post-surgery by myself so#idk when i'll finally get set up on here#in the memetime i'm just gonna. hang out and shout vine refs into the void if that's ok
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obi-wan: anakin can you please calm down anakin: no i cannot anakin v.o.: what up, i’m anakin, i’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to regulate my emotions
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