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Colored them too (ignore Taylor he doesn’t matter this is yuri)
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After all she’s been through, she’s trying to make up for what happened to her
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Headcanons - Resident Evil characters eating you
Warnings: NSFT (obviously), D/s, roughness, teasing, me writing (scary), British spelling (scarier)
Sorry for being horny I'll take myself to jail.
Chris
Chris starts slowly. He moves from kissing your lips to your neck, covering from your earlobe to your shoulder before running his lips across your collarbone. He goes to one of your breasts, kissing around it for what feels like forever until he reaches the centre. Drags his tongue slicked in drool in torturously slow circles around your nipple for what feels like ages before taking it into his mouth and gently sucking, flicking his tongue against the tip. He would lay his body weight on you to keep you from squirming too much as he starts it all over again with the other one.
Chris would be the absolute king of eating you out. He absolutely loves doing it and intends to savour the opportunity. He'll jump at the chance to give you a quick one, but if he can get his way, he will spend as long as possible on you.
When he feels like it you'll get more soft, stubble-y kisses down your stomach, across your waist, your hips, down your thighs, Chris just loves your body and he wants his lips on every part of it. He will eventually get around to actually eating your pussy, starting with the slowest, lightest of licks up the length of it, expression halfway between a satisfied little smile and a smirk. By the end he will be eating and licking and lapping at you like his life depends on it, soaking his chin in your juices. Sometimes he'll be pulling you onto his face, throwing your thighs over his shoulder, other times he'll keep you in place by holding your hips down. He's not gonna take you over the edge until he's had his fill, though, so you'd better get comfortable there.
Jill
While Chris is all patience and gentleness, Jill is pushy. She gets hungry when she thinks about having you and girl does not care to eat daintily.
Jill manhandles you down into the bed, giving you a rough kiss as she starts to practically tear your clothes off. She plants kisses down your neck before shoving your bra up, sucking hard on both your nipples. She'll leave hickeys all over your stomach and thighs (and maybe one or two on your neck to remember her by) before getting straight to work on your clit, tonguing it just right as she jams two fingers inside you to rub into your g-spot. Jill thinks she can make you come in a matter of minutes if she feels like it and she's right.
She isn't always rough and fast, though - sometimes, she'll be too light and slow just to tease you. Why rush when you're giving her such adorable, entertaining reactions? She'll find that exact spot on you that makes you convulse and stay there just to torture you, chuckling and cooing over you. Want her to stop being mean? Stop reacting so strongly and she'll think about it.
Wesker
Wesker is all rough and needy when he eats you. Your scent, your taste, the way you feel, everything, once he gets down there his composure starts to crack and he gets badly pussy drunk, fast. Your noises only make him more and more desperate and there's a fair chance he'll start grinding into the bed. Or the couch, or desk, or floor, he'll take you anywhere, really.
Wesker gets straight down between your legs, kissing and biting down your thighs before tearing down your underwear with his teeth. He'll grab your hips or legs to keep you still, holding them hard enough to bruise if you squirm too much. He shoves his face right in you, coating himself and bumping his nose against your clit as he licks up every drop of slick like he hasn't eaten in weeks. He's noisy, too, he'll be growling and making little groans in the back of his throat as he enjoys you. Keeps you down there for multiple orgasms, too intoxicated to even register how many you've had - he won't stop until you make him.
It's pretty easy to gain control over him like this, too. Pull him down to his knees and between your legs by his hair, messing it up in the process. His grumbles will go away pretty quickly once he tastes you, eyes black with lust, giving you cute, devoted looks and making soft little whines as he pleases you, barely able to control himself.
Leon
Leon isn't super experienced, especially when he's younger, but he makes up for it in enthusiasm. Man eats you with fervour, he's all about devotion and making you feel good. He's pretty laid back the whole time, but he is determined to give you a good orgasm and you'd better believe he's getting what he wants.
Leon's favourite way to eat you is to lie back and let you sit on his face, his eyes gently closed as he pleases you. You can dom him like this if you want, tugging on his hair and riding his face til he's gasping for air, cooing over him - or not, he's in his happy place either way. He holds your thighs, gently kneading them - maybe until he decides to insert a few fingers into you, slowly pumping in and out, or perhaps lazily stroking himself while he takes care of you.
Throwing your legs over his shoulders and pulling him towards you is also a good position, especially if you want to see the cute looks he gives you as he pleasures you. Stroke your fingers through his hair, gently rub his cheek - he only gets more obliging.
Claire
Claire loves eating you out - she gets a cute little smirk on her face that widens at every shudder and gasp you give her. She looks forward to getting you home and immediately getting between your legs, finally relaxing at getting to be near you. Enjoys getting you wet enough that just kissing and licking at you through your underwear is enough to get you trembling.
Claire is obsessed with your thighs, and she'll spend ages just kissing them and sucking them and licking them up and down before she starts. She'll lick the sides of your labia just to tease you, before very lightly flicking her tongue against her clit. Don't expect her to be too expedient - teasing and playing coy to see just how worked up she can get you is way more fun. Although, the soft little moans she gives you as she enjoys tasting you are too sweet to stay annoyed for long.
She likes using her hands to stimulate you, groping your breasts and teasing you nipples and massaging your thighs while she covers you with her mouth. By the end she's eating you vigorously, basically giving you a deep, passionate open-mouthed kiss between your legs and keeping at it through your climax. Be ready to return the favour, though - you'll barely be finished before she's climbing to come sit on your your face or spreading her legs with an impatient pout.
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The clairejill kissing scene in death island was my favorite
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Survival horror protagonists/characters always had the same goddamn brown boots and they all rocked them the same
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wesker is the funniest resident evil character
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